Alex🔥

People using ChatGPT are always like "can you believe the robot said something this funny?"

I can believe that YOU couldn't.

Snow in the Greater Vancouver Area is so awful, I'm actually rooting for it to touch a minor so we can finally cancel snow for good.

Went through the trial of the grasses and became a Witcher thanks to @thinknu.bsky.social
#thewitcher

I bought a frying pan just to take pictures 🍳

Gamers will see me carry all my groceries up in one trip and say I'm OP

"I graduated magna cum laude", that's impressive, but I don't need to know how noisy you are in bed.

Lighthouse Keeper ✨
#illustration

Imagine if it was completely empty inside. A spanish trolltilla, if you will.

Why are we even listening to these butthole-scratch-n-sniffers?
#thewitcher4 #ghostofyotei

Go get em, flute guy!
#thegameawards

Is Sam Lake gonna dance for us or no?
#thegameawards

Arcane is the better show, but Fallout is the better game adaptation. Either way, Ella Purnell wins
#thegameawards

Misleading title. Clearly the previous several times it hadn't been the last of em either.
#thegameawards

You gotta give it to #thegameawards, they really nail it with the

The Helldivers 2 people are in full girlfriendreview cosplay
#thegameawards

I'd ask Kojima to drop his fit in a merch line but I know what his designer limited edition merch drops go for and it's not in my tax bracket
#thegameawards

They should make a game based on Arcane. It would be in a league of its own
#thegameawards

Kojima will likely announce a DS2 character called "Twenty Oner" voiced by all 21 pilots

I still haven't recovered from that awesome Witcher 4 trailer. Now all that's left on my #thegameawards wishlist is Kojima shenanigans

Holy fucking shit WITCHEEER
CIRIIIIII
#thegameawards

ReMatch looks like a great substitute for whatever the hell Fifa calls itself these days. I'm down with those gorgeous backdrops! And the play style looks fun.
#thegameawards

Not sure I'll be interested in Fortnite Assassins
#thegameawards

Reviving my bluesky corpse of an account for nefarious purposes (talking shit during #thegameawards )

You want me to read the terms AND conditions?!

Totoro running a coffee shop, digital art

Don't talk to me until I've had my Totoroffee

My coveting ass could not handle a neighbour's ox

Are Taylor Swift's boyfriend and Simone Bile's husband racing today?

I'm a history buff, which means I used to workout.

Like the tale of Sisyphus, rolling a wheel of cheese up the hill only for it to roll into his mouth, forcing him to buy another wheel of cheese and repeat.