Zynonym

Bout to sit down for the Lord of the Rings anime. Expecting a number of big heaving honkers, just as Tolkien intended.

He just wanted to be held

World’s worst children’s book opening line:

“If you give a mouse a tab of LSD he’ll ask for the floor to stop melting.”

I’m no menswear guy but in my opinion everything goes with jandals

asking the menswear guy if graphic tee, blazer & dark jeans will go with my jandals or not

Biden Carried Away By Ants

Biden Carried Away By Ants
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Counterpoint: let them keep trying because it is cute

Cancer is a common cause of line-of-duty death for firefighters. We worked across the aisle to reauthorize the Firefighter Cancer Registry so we can improve research into health and safety standards for these heroes who put their lives on the line for us every day.

Cosmic DNA - the Double Helix nebula | NASA

I love talking with my cat like she’s spilling some egregious tea, like girl Boots did WHAT. ☕️

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:

Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.

Your cat is perfect.

I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.

Thank you.

trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties

Wowowowowowowowow

Ek is in rare form tonight, a heavy hitter instead of a netfront presence

I’m stealing printer ink cartridges out of the printer lol

image of a two-story Godzilla shaped Christmas tree covered in white lights in a Japanese mall

remember the reason for the season

Two large, bundt-shaped sandwiches on a cutting board, with cropped people behind it. One sandwich is veggie, with roasted eggplant and peppers, arugula, hazelnut hummus, basil, half of it with cheese; the other is an Italian sandwich with mortadella, soppressata, provolone, mozzarella, giardiniera, arugula.

What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.

On another earth somewhere else in the multiverse there’s a platter of deviled eggs that can’t wait to see me this Thanksgiving

*checks 3 more times to make sure that it is okay to turn it off*

I started a new job a few days ago where my brother works, people have been asking who’s the older and if I’m over 21 or not. They know he’s 29 years old, still not sure if this is a good thing or not…

Also just realized you mentioned rubbernecking in one of your comments lmao

Not gonna lie, same, it’s kind of like rubbernecking traffic (pun intended) that keeps that site going. I still somewhat enjoy the memes and comedy of some people but BlueSky is leagues ahead as to what I believe a good SM network should be!

Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*

Them:
"You busy?"

Me:

A women-led team of 20, working remotely, is showing up a trillion dollar megacorp. Truly inspiring.

7500 light-years away from us

I unironically want that monitor