Mick Lynch's Fan Club

Not a clue, but I would imagine his favourite studio recording is either Aretha Franklin's "Who's Zoomin' Who", or Bonnie Tyler's "Faster Than The Speed Of Night".

Yeah, what they said, commented the Gemini mother of a Gemini child.

Actually, there's three;
1) "Too scared";
2) "Fuck's sake";
3) "Too scared", but will be "fuck's sake" if person you're with is *more* scared than you :

What a distinguished pup.

Too fast for the human eye.

Zoooooooooooooommmm!

What a beaut!

"So, You Started To Look Up Laminar Flow, And Now You've Decided To Buy A Glockenspiel : An Autobiography."

Summoning circle, hope this works.

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I absolutely don't blame myself. I'm awful.

Good evening only to anyone else who inadvertently stumbled across two gentlemen's Grindr date because Google maps sent you along the River Handle and you went up the wrong path (matron).

In the living room with the candlestick.

M'lords.

He moves everything by Juan-d.

Good afternoon only to anyone else who has spent the best part of 40 years self medicating ADHD with caffeine, only to discover that they are now getting rotten headaches when they "medicate" at the level that they need to function. 🫠

Good morning only to anyone else who arrived at their physio appointment at RNOH - after travelling for 2 hours - to discover they are two weeks early for said appointment. 🫠

I love this for the influencer class who make a living out of slagging off western democracies because they can’t handle paying taxes like everybody else. Love it.

I'm glad history ended because this would be well shit

Good evening only to me, 'cos I'm greeeeeaaaaaaaattt.

How to respond to an unsolicited dick pic : pictorial edition.

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Good evening only to anyone else whose menopausal brain confused physalis with Cialis, leading to an interesting conversation with the older gentleman serving in M&S. 🫠

See also "that's not autistic...", "Neurotypicals do this..." Friend, I may have some news for you.

We all have the same 24 hours, Brenda.

😂 Oh no!

It's my first one today, and I've been given an extra time slot as my body is so broken. x

Off for my Official Itty Bitty Titty Boob Squish Committee.

I'm officially old as two people have let me get on the bus first on two separate journeys today.