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The new Ayatollah’s use of the gender neutral term β€œGreat Satanx” could cost him support among working class Iranians.

12.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 917 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 7
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11.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13767 πŸ” 3144 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 235

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 17482 πŸ” 7026 πŸ’¬ 506 πŸ“Œ 939
Simpsons bee says God doesn’t love me

Simpsons bee says God doesn’t love me

One of my favorite Simpsons lines.

10.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Simpsons has a bunch of old time radio and early TV references, such as Frank Nelson from Jack Benny and I Love Lucy…

10.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 39379 πŸ” 6957 πŸ’¬ 449 πŸ“Œ 170
"All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose" - The Sam Chase & The Untraditional
"All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose" - The Sam Chase & The Untraditional YouTube video by The Sam Chase

youtu.be/zs1P9nDHDcM?...

08.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched it as it came out, and really need to rewatch start to finish.

It’s amazing, and I’m really looking forward to what all these actors and writers do in coming years. I think it will be like β€œThe Wire” where it becomes an enduring source of talent.

08.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, sure, when Linda Ronstadt takes something somebody else already wrote and passes it off as her own, they call it a "cover," but when I do it for my master's thesis, they call it "plagiarism."

Just kidding, I'm a college dropout. And today they call it "generative AI." #AT40

07.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#AT40

07.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#AT40 according to Wikipedia, David Gates is still married to his high school sweetheart Jo Rita (since 1959).

07.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Caturday
Not ready to wake up.

07.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#AT40 it’s too bad Chicago didn’t follow through on a song for every President. I’m sure β€œWilliam Howard Taft” would have been a banger.

07.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#AT40

07.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. May Have Committed War Crime In Sinking Of Iranian Ship The Geneva Conventions say nations have a duty to β€œtake all possible measures” to help rescue victims of shipwrecks. A U.S. submarine left that to Sri Lanka.

β€œThe 312-foot Dena and its 130-member crew, many of them musicians in the Iranian navy band, had just finished participating in an Indian government naval exercise and cultural exchange that the U.S. Navy had also participated in and were on the way home on Wednesday.”

07.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1211 πŸ” 572 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 134
Bob & Doug McKenzie with Geddy Lee - Take Off
Bob & Doug McKenzie with Geddy Lee - Take Off YouTube video by kr580

Gotta play Bob and Doug McKenzie with Geddy Lee of Rush on background vocals. 'Take off', eh?????? #Paws4music youtu.be/8Jm4LoOaAWI?...

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜Apple’ Review: Reinvention Incorporated Tech empires rise and fall so quickly that the mind can hardly conceive of one lasting half a century, but it's true: In 1976, two...

β€˜Apple’ Review: Reinvention Incorporated (The Wall Street Journal/Jason Snell)

06.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That one was brutal.

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06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can β€˜Love Story’ Get Away With This?

NY Times Gift Article: Daryl Hannah: How Can β€˜Love Story’ Get Away With This?
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06.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Hey my fellow Democrats, β€œAbolish ICE” is not β€œDefund the Police.” Defund the police was stupid politically and horrible policy. But ICE isn’t the police. ICE is the antithesis of law enforcement. And most Americans know that. So come on my fellow Dems…have the courage to say β€œAbolish ICE.”

05.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 459 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 12

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 4516 πŸ” 862 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 47

AI sure has come a long way.

It used to say to put glue on your pizza.

Now, it says to target a girl’s school with a double-tap missile strike.

The second one is where it’s working as intended.

05.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What stocks will do well after a nuclear war?

Who makes iodine pills?

05.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky:

05.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0