All Chickens Are Beautiful

Who called it "nuisance barking" and not "unnecessary ruffness"?

Brought to you by Mila screaming at a god over the unseasonable thunderstorm

Oh no. Somehow I have over a hundred hours of audiobooks checked out in Libby. Help.

A screenshot of the "For You" section from the Apple News iPhone widget. The headline from Newsweek reads "Heavy snow warning as 20 inches set to hit"

Hey, Apple? Could you stop pushing out headlines like this?

Anybody got a Trump version of the "I did that" Biden stickers that were all over gas pumps for four years? Because that 50c rise in gas prices could use some attribution.

We are so cooked.

I've seen a bunch of them lately, just dignifiedly munching on bloated deer carcasses at the side of the road.
And sometimes getting majestically chased off by crows.

"Operation Epic Bacon" got too much push back.

Pine County. The hillbillies get a bit extra here.

One of my neighbors flies one that still has its packaging creases next to his confederate flag, so yeah.

Cynically, I think that even if you think assault weapon bans are good, you should oppose one in MN. SCOTUS has pretty transparently been waiting for a circuit split on the issue, and there's no way that the 8th Circuit lets it stand - I'd put money on SCOTUS striking down the whole concept.

Oh look, it's the "Retroactively Making Alex Pretti A Felon" act.

Let soccer teams put the entire remaining bench on the field for extra time

I feel sorry for the future historians who are going to have to tell their students "ok, in the specific case of this asshole, there's actually some truth to 'great man theory'"

As dictator, I’ll simply prohibit specified-gender, single-occupancy restrooms.

Muppet and Commander

My childhood bedroom in the 80s was wallpapered in blueprints of the Space Shuttle...

Commercial Penis Waffle Maker – 8 PCS Non-Stick Hot Dog & Waffle 110V stainless steel penis waffle maker with adjustable temperature, 8 waffles at once, easy-clean oil tray, perfect for restaurants and snack bars.

still looking for a late valentine's day gift for the polycule? how about Commercial Penis Waffle Maker - 8 PCS Non-Stick Hot Dog & Waffle

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I have a third-great-grandfather who was so determined to name a daughter after his (late) first wife that it took three "Annas" before one finally survived her first year.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Whatever. Ever penny these dolts redirect to private planes and overpriced junkets is a penny they aren’t spending on thugs.

"How to debate the far-right on the market-place of ideas" A presentation by Dr Henri Walton Jones Junior, Phd of Archeology at the Marshall College, Bedford, Connecticut. [Indy aiming his rpg launcher at a column of nazis]

a goose honking at another goose

I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU PLUS LINUX. LINUX IS NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM UNTO ITSELF, BUT RATHER ANOTHER FREE COMPONENT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING GNU SYSTEM

Don't know why we all make rednecks the butt of our incest jokes when the rich fuckers are RIGHT THERE

I’m trying to convince my boss of both of those, yes.

How about option 3? “AI coding is an ok simulacrum of a collection of randomly selected off-shore low-cost developers, with much higher velocity at a tiny fraction of the cost”

In this thread I will list the things the mayor did during the occupation:

1. He said the F word

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Dear coworker: when I ask if you understand how the tool you're talking about works, I already know the answer.

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to create a remote execution vulnerability in notepad.exe