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robot enjoyer & emet-selch liker ; they/them, mid-30s ; no πŸ”ž nor 🐜 ; #nanowrimo2018winner carrd: https://hadesselch.carrd.co/

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never seen it, no interest in it.

12.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100$??????

12.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

11.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 4747 πŸ” 719 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 105

like on the whole i hate sitcoms (literally the good place is the only one i like) because they’re so incredibly bland

12.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he saysβ€”he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020β€”and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he saysβ€”he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020β€”and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...

12.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1319 πŸ” 491 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 88

my landlady watched ghosts and it is *painfully* boring

12.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he has arms, too!

12.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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stealing this from a tweet that def stole it from reddit where it probably came from somewhere else anyway.

12.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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real scene btw (please read scum villain PLEASR)

11.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hw came out like thirty years ago and it’s still so fucking funny that ysayle waltzed up to hraesvelgr like β€œyour wife is inside me” and he got to clap back β€œno my wife is inside ME”

10.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

hiding in the coffin together holding your breath so the last breath candle can’t find you~

11.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sending wolshtola to the holy mausoleum of svsss and seeing how they fare

11.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i have a very overactive imagination and get overheated in my sleep easily so i jave constant weird dreams, like:
-pinhead is my dad (gender-neutral)
-emet turning people into The Horrors
-being a member of luo bingge’s harem
-snagging sesshomaru while starving to death due to resource hoarding

11.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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comforting sketch study

06.08.2025 16:14 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

human-hater.

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i had a nightmare i was in some sort of post-apocalyptic wasteland where most of the pop. was starving bc all of the natural resources were controlled by ppl on the other side of a barrier called the veridian, and also i managed to land fucking sesshomaru. literally just sesshomaru, notorious

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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my little bad apple ❀️🍎 #svsss

10.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lrt the clearly hand-written in-game books are deeply deeply absorbing

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of what I adore about Caves of Qud is that it is _not_ entirely procedurally generated. You can see a lot of human touches in the characters and quests you encounter. The staticness of the human touch makes the experience far better!

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The video game industry is facing record layoffs and huge amounts of uncertainty.

I need a union contract to feel safe.

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2605 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

In my heart, I want to believe Capcom would never use AI...

But in my HEAD, I'm aware that basically every major corporation is looking to incorporate generative AI to save money.

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2843 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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Just incredible work. Unbelievable.

10.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

10.12.2024 13:28 πŸ‘ 2649 πŸ” 1549 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 36

Sea glass

10.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bloated lithium ion battery

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you could eat one normally inedible material or thing, what would it be?

10.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 29