No insurance company will touch the marine policies with a barge pole. Is Trump gonna pay for the premiums out of his board of peace subscriptions?

I mean he could be making his DODGE systems has worked. Took old USA 20 years to go from talibán to talibán in Afganistán. 9 days in Iran to get the same regime in! That is Trump efficiency 😆 He truly is living in a fantasy land. But at least no one is saying Epstein.

Do you think these GB news grifters are on a pay per word. The most ridiculous word = more money. Dangerous words in the hands of idiots who know exactly what they do.

Caturday vibes in a mad world. Titus inspecting after the rain. #caturday

Is a race to the bottom of the kindergarten toy box.

If Pinocchio told as many lies as the #Trump administration we, globally, would be tree-less in a week.
🇪🇸Si Pinocho dijera tantas mentiras como la administración #Trump, nosotros, globalmente, estaríamos sin árboles en una semana. #spain

A spoilt child demanding that the school disco only allow his pals to come. If only there was an adult in the room. Definitely won’t be any grown ups at the dinner.

How will Iran compete in the World Cup?

Happy Caturday from Titus Vespasian

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Has the person behind the Allister Heath headline generator created something similar for Kemi Badenoch?
Breathtaking lack of self awareness from the leader of a party that polled 1.9%.

Caturday with Titus

Cause everyone needs a cat on their timeline

Who let the demented grandpaw access to the printer code. #trump #whitehouse

Oh they are not strongmen Ferrari, they are just stupid stupid stupid little boys. What is the definition of strong here? Most money and biggest bully? Great leader material!

The Daily Mail warmly describes ‘The Donald’ in a story about his invitation to Putin to sit on the Gaza ‘peace’ board.

At this stage, the Mail using an affectionate nickname in a headline on this story feels a bit like their infamous ‘Hurrah for the Blackshirts!’ front page.
Plus ça change…

If a picture dictionary had a definition for footballification @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Would be really good if @mrjamesob.bsky.social dedicates his monologue to explaining to those out of the uk what has happened to the BBC?

17 yesterday. Alba will outlive us all!

Cause sometimes a cat on the internet just gonna make you smile. A moment of cuteness in the madness. Enjoy.

The cartoon depict Trump as a tank being driven by Netanyahu towards Iran. War criminal Netanyahu is seen with a grin standing out of the top of Trump’s hair, through a tank hatch. The Israeli flag flies on top of Trump’s head and he has just run over and crushed a copy of the Iran Nuclear Deal. The whole cartoon suggests felon Trump is steered entirely by Netanyahu.

This cartoon was drawn 8 years ago.

It seems the right time for it to be reshared.

(✍️ Carlos Latuff)

Love a book you can dip into again and again.

Black out in Barcelona. Hoarders chance to shine. Trusty football radio that has travelled most of Scotland’s grounds and a few here in Catalunya. Kept me informed. #radio

Lizz truss meets the Queen….. day after no more Queen. JD Vance meets the Pope…….day after no more Pope. Coincidence 🤔

80s called and wants the hair back.

Made another sunrise. Appreciate it every day.

Trump tariffs live: Asian markets plummet further with Hong Kong stocks down 10% China's yuan slipps to its lowest value since January over Trump tariffs

Hello #mangomonday after #tangerinetarrifsThursday
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If only everything could be solved by a strongly worded letter. My nanna would have them beat!
Is madness in a badly fitting suit and even worse baseball cap!

If Trump does tank the markets and they go absolutely Pete Tong when Tokyo opens Monday and all finances start to take a wee tumble. In honor or the tangerine dreamer can we call it Mango Monday in in tribute to his colouring #mangomonday #tariffs

Looks like a lot of cheerleaders have lost their trump pom-poms whilst others are pinging the elastic of the lyrca on their cheer outfits in glee.