Siege

That makes you very unique

Hell yeah if the voice in my head doesn’t sound like an auctioneer on fire when I read your post then you misread the brief

After I leave here they'll find me deep in the woods, in a tree house, making daisy chains and eating lemon and poppy seed muffins with a group of moots.

Screenshot of One Piece on Netflix

Season 2 of One Piece is out now on Netflix 🥳🥰

I wonder if Air prefers dark cloud meat or white cloud meat?

no i don't want the donna kelce home renovations meme explained. the fuck is wrong with you

My parents had high expectations for me until the fourth grade, but then reality set in

Not to brag but women often use me just for my body. For removing spiders mostly, but occasionally to help get something off the top shelf, too.

this cannot continue A white kitten with an intense scowl on its face

don’t forget to love fearlessly you piece of shit

Vent my spleen? No thank you Hannibal, you just keep on walking.

You should be allowed to add alt text to regular text for people who don’t get references and stuff.

I’d build a messy little nest with you and sit on our eggs.

If you look in the mirror and say "soy boy" 3 times, I'll appear and knock your fucking teeth out.

anyone who's still here when the party's over will have chores allocated to them

when you drop a whole bag of m&m's it's the five day rule

An older woman, with her hands together as if she is praying, to a photo of Pink Floyd's David Gilmour.

Stopped by the senior's center at lunch and posted this on the wall.

Subaru spelled backwards is ur a bus.

Do with that information what you will

My grandson Chase. Above his sweet face are the words Trisomy 21, Mosaicism, Translocation. Trisomy 21 is a common genetic disorder caused by an extra copy of chromosome 21 (three instead of two), resulting in physical, developmental, and intellectual disabilities. Mosaicism is a condition where a person has cells with two or more different genetic makeups, caused by an error in cell division very early in development. Chromosomal translocation is a genetic abnormality where a chromosome breaks and attaches to another, or swaps segments, often caused by errors during cell division or DNA repair.

My everyday moment of joy.

I hate when a distraction distracts me from a distraction.

Trying to keep my spirits high by hotboxing the attic.

I feel so much safer now that the Ayatollah Khamenei has been replaced by the Ayatollah Khamenei.

I’m not lazy I’m just deathly allergic to elbow grease.

Lake Minnewanka in Banff Alberta. An actual winter wonderland.

Sometimes i flip through my photos and have to double check i'm not looking at a painting.

meet me at Meijer gas station at 2:15 to exploit the fuel coupon loophole

my brain is doing the running man while my heart does the skittles

why did we even domesticate peeves

new fan theory on Joker’s origin

if you don't socialise, you can't be socially unacceptable

I wish my life was as mysterious as one shoe on the side of the highway.