Jackie P 🕶️

Hello! A lot of us have deleted our accounts over there. You should join us

Yes, that's correct.

Now this is an excellent use of AI music

Is this a real thing?

We really did. But we're still here xx

Ah, I wonder what happened to that guy?

I love Harry and went to see him once but would I do it now that tickets cost £££? Nope.

The new Harry Styles album is good but sort of squishy. I still miss Kiwi #review

At least we realise it's stupid. Although maybe that makes us worse than people who don't :/

I don't know why I watch Bridgerton. Every single plot is completely stupid *watches Bridgerton*

Possibly my favourite song ever

Cosmic Thing was my soundtrack to my favourite summer and actually the very favourite part of my life

I'm going to see the B-52s in June. I think they're about 150 years old, but that's fine

When Madonna got yanked down the stairs was one of my favourite moments on social media

I think Harry Styles and Wolf Alice are on though, so 👍👍

Going to watch The Brits tonight even though I know absolutely nothing of modern music, but tradition

Just finished it. Wonderful. Faith restored.

COME ON, GIRLS

I'm watching the final of The Traitors Ireland and it's such an encapsulation of how the world is. Fuck off, white men.

Everybody Hurts

I'm listening to Everything Is Tuberculosis and now I'm really scared I'm going to get Tuberculosis

Hysterics was an album I absolutely obsessed over. So glad you had a good time

Well, his new found fame isn't helping with that, to be fair

I've just realised Baby Simon isn't in this photo. I'm like a crazy cat woman without any cats and, in my defence, I still haven't got any grandchildren

I think Dylan and Simon were trying to kill Bo at this point

I don't think Punch is really that keen. Have you seen that bit where he pushes his "mum" down a big drop? That's psychopath behaviour

They don't make tiny ones. Stop trying to jump on the bandwagon, please

LOOK AT HIM

Bo is actually my favourite but please don't tell the others as they're terribly needy

Have you seen that thing about the monkey in Japan whose mum died and he's carting about an IKEA monkey? Apparently IKEA have now sold out of them because it's gone all viral. Well I've had one for a while now (from a charity shop) and he's called Bo. Here he is with Baby Bo, Simon and Baby Simon