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Love reading a typo in a PJM tweet. Its a guarantee of a funny extra tweet.

12.03.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

smug lib doing the dreamworks face: if you don't like genocide, genocide people, maybe try voting! voting for the genocide, that is. it's the only way, i'm an adult somehow btw

12.03.2026 18:19 👍 1009 🔁 61 💬 11 📌 0

"the genocide people" aka the people angry about the democrats arming a genocide. good lord

12.03.2026 18:14 👍 2223 🔁 238 💬 64 📌 2

The way the whole world led by a cabal of elites in entertainment, tech and politics dedicated itself to the systematic eradication of the very idea of transpeople has been remarkable to experience in real time.

12.03.2026 16:51 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

The UK gov. just voted to begin the process of ending the right to trial by jury, & has been caught loading bombs onto US jets for a war they insisted we were only "defensively" involved in - a position they've not even had a debate about.

But yeah, we gotta protect Labour to protect democracy.

12.03.2026 13:48 👍 280 🔁 34 💬 7 📌 0

Wen u get a bangin deel on ebay but royal mail lose it :(

12.03.2026 11:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peter Mandelson and Grogu

12.03.2026 07:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm absolutely committed, and have heard it gets good, but it's just verrrrrrrry slow going.

11.03.2026 09:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gundam ZZ is real hard to watch!

11.03.2026 08:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goonies is an example of that thing where a foundational piece of art loved by an entire generation assumes, correctly, as a basic fact of reality that the capitalist is a wholly evil force, without need for explanation or elaboration but in real life everyone votes for them all the time.

11.03.2026 07:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Been getting bullied at work for never having seen Big Trouble in Little China or The Goonies so I watched them.

Big Trouble is good and entertaining but not really for me, and The Goonies was absolutely fucking intolerable and if I wasn't watching it with Anna I wouldn't have lasted 30 minutes.

10.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

That bit in Peep Show where a drunk Jez takes a random book off a shelf, reads a random sentence and says "thats good is it. Whats good about that"

10.03.2026 17:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read volume 1 and it was fine!

10.03.2026 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus christ I was 16 when FFX came out and lulu changed me forever.

08.03.2026 10:08 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Last night I read a story about a street that committed suicide because the immigrants that lived in it hated America and were going to do terrorism

08.03.2026 09:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Current bed time reading is the complete fiction of HP Lovecraft and boy the whole racism/classim thing is not overblown at all so far. WOW.

08.03.2026 09:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ah shit! We let pedophiles decide our beauty standards. Post the release of the harrowing Epstein files, and the powerful men in media and fashion, considered possible accomplices, it feels fair to say this with more gusto!

One of the most powerful things I've read in years, and a real dropping of the scales moment for something vile that has been insidiously poisoning everything for decades

jameelajamil.substack.com/p/ah-shit-we...

07.03.2026 10:03 👍 629 🔁 229 💬 3 📌 16

I got DOOM to run on Sarnath

08.03.2026 00:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would have preferred paperbacks for shelf space reasons but they are difficult to find cheap in any format becuase they apparently only printed 10 copies or something

07.03.2026 21:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Got a full run of Morrison and Sharp's Green Lantern, for under £40!!!!!!

07.03.2026 21:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Someone who looks a lot like Spice, in all black standing arms outstretched holding a book (a bible) whilst police horses charge it. There's a crowd behind.

They didn't run it down & the line was held.

Someone who looks a lot like Spice, in all black standing arms outstretched holding a book (a bible) whilst police horses charge it. There's a crowd behind. They didn't run it down & the line was held.

Outnumbered the fascists.

Police failed to break our line.

They got bundled into taxis & fucked off home.

Got a pic that goes crazy hard out of the whole equation.

Lovely Saturday, over all.

07.03.2026 16:38 👍 2196 🔁 385 💬 63 📌 25

Back from my 2nd A Lawless Time pre-release for Star Wars Unlimited. Went 3-1 at both and came 3rd & 4th (both 14 player events).

AND I pulled 5 Ls in my boxes/prize packs.

AND a young person told me I'm really funny.

06.03.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woke up at 4:20am because I remembered I hadn't set my alarm. Like good job subconscious, nice save, but if u can do that why not just wake me up at my alarm time buddy

04.03.2026 22:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Carried an air conditioner unit up the stairs earlier and I've fucked my back up. This has never happened to me before. Two of the people I worked this week with had done their back in and they were both younger than me. I thought I was immune! I thought i had a quality back!!!!!

01.03.2026 22:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*this does not count the multiple volume finale of the Siege of Terra, a couple dozen novellas, an anthology, a comic book and another couple of dozen uncollected short stories.

01.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ashes of the Imperium, by Chris Wraight, held aloft by my hand.

Ashes of the Imperium, by Chris Wraight, held aloft by my hand.

Finished this last night. The 63rd book* in the Horus Heresy, and the first volume of The Scouring sub-series, now Horus and the Emperor are dead.

It was honestly perfect and I could have read it forever. Never wanted it to end. 500 pages of traumatised people arguing. Incredible.

01.03.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

great, another fraudulent war, this time by and for proud paedophiles

28.02.2026 13:58 👍 87 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 1

Finale?!?!?!??! Nooooooo :(

28.02.2026 13:17 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Whats the ethical vibes on watching my cats batter a spider to death. Am I obliged to rescue the spider.

27.02.2026 15:55 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Enjoying the implication that if you did retweet vore then that would have been a good tweet

27.02.2026 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0