This just in: Pope Leo XIV issued executive order eliminating position of Holy Spirit, claiming the need to cut down on big church.
09.05.2025 01:35
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This just in: Pope Leo XIV issued executive order eliminating position of Holy Spirit, claiming the need to cut down on big church.
A can of real sugar Mountain Dew.
Down in his fridge
My father preserved for me
A Mountain Dew
For fifty odd weeks
To drink it
On this occasion
Will make him grin....
Has a door stop with this little fucker attached to it. Was able to tank it and throw it in the trash and keep the rest of the unbranded door stop, yay!
What on Earth (or Hoth) is a "Taun-taun-like-Luke-Skywalker" anyway?
Someone just informed me I'm a girl now.
A group of 9 of us screamed into the void just north of the Smith avenue high bridge in St Paul, MN tonight around 6:45. The void only responded with a 15 mile an hour blast of -10F air. Seemed fitting.
So many people I've seen be so depressed and down about this. Now it's the time to flip that around if you can, and be ready for action.
From one of my favorite movies, Contact: You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone; only, you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable... is each other.
Eat the rich. Forget Turducken, I want to throw a Truskerberg into the fryer! Here's a list of POS: billionaires, people who wonder why billionaires are on this list, people who know why billionaires are on this list but wouldn't put them on a similar list.
I'm here to chew gum and be a weird influence......and I'm all outta gum!