kelli caplinger

I love the "employees must wipe hands on pants" sign in the bathroom. 🤣 #futurama

turning "dreams" by the cranberries into a bluegrass song is an interesting choice, but pugcasso made it work! #TheMaskedSinger

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oh, drat, somehow I totally forgot, lmao.

pangolin got me in my feels already because I LOVE the song from flashdance. hope she makes it to the finals. #TheMaskedSinger

I keep buying big librarian sweaters.

Here's my bottom line:

Much of what they are doing is bad.
Much of what they are doing is unpopular.
Pushback is working.
We are winning.
Keep fighting.
Be creative.
Push for what you'd want.
Allow for insiders and outsiders.
Realize that change takes time.
Reduce harm in the meantime.

The whole point of defending the right for uncomfortable, or even reprehensible fiction to have the right to exist isnt that its all cool and nothing is ever wrong with it

Its that government/corpo organizations will NEVER look at things with the """nuance""" you think is so self evident

beat 'em at their own game, I say.

made it to the grocery store and back without getting rained on. winning.

it really came down like cats and dogs this morning. 🌩

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looks like the storms we were supposed to get tonight have been pushed back tomorrow morning instead.

remember the break-in episode? dorothy threw the home security salesman out of the house for trying to prey on them!

heck, the golden girls had this pegged back in 1985.

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

cake so big he needs a table to rest it on #taylorzakharperez

looks like we've got big storms on the way later tonight.

Taylor Zakhar Perez and Nicholas Galitzine are all smiles on the set of ‘Red, White & Royal Wedding’ (February 28)!

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so I made a little time capsule today and I put it inside an old notebook for safekeeping; I just hope I remember it when the time comes, lol. ✉️

seth's back tonight. still waiting on steph's return. amazing that it's march and they've yet to play together this season, lol. #dubnation

tzp saying of rwrw "it's exactly what you think it is" is kind of hilarious to me because I feel like that's gonna make amazon so mad. 😂

Taylor Zakhar Perez for @Lacoste. 🐊😎

📲 @Lacoste via Instagram

RWRB and HR are the two LGBTQ hot properties right now, and the dipshits who can't seem to love one without feeling the need to tear the other one down need to take this to heart. the authors ain't here for your trash asses.

"why would I be super horny? I'm not an antelope!" #bobsburgers

happy international women's day! ♀️

our tree is getting buds. spring is coming! 🌱

although, lbr, there are a select group of parents out there who only have kids because it inflates their own egos in one way or another. they're not thinking about or planning for the harder aspects of parenting because they only care about what will make them look good to other people.

I'll never understand this. why are people so goddamn afraid to have serious conversations with their kids? why did you become a parent? your job is to help them become adults, not to be accent pieces in your home.

toxic masculinity implies the existence of oops I did it again masculinity