Can they take out the garbage, trim their fingernails, or not in this case?

Perfection.

Russia Has a Vodka Addiction. So Does Vladimir Putin – But Not the Same Way. The Russian leader is famously sober. There’s a reason that his country isn’t.

Whenever #vodka comes up, I have to share this story from Politico on Putin's monopoly on (legal) production: www.politico.com/news/magazin...

So who benefits? VV💩tin, once again.

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Zelenskyy laughing (wearing green shirt), small Ukraine flag (yellow / blue) next to him

On the 6th day of the US and Israel war with Iran, the US and Israel begged Ukraine for help.

a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni

They said "war!" 😲

Still valid.

In Tennessee it would be the county where you're registered, but it sounds like they've already failed to help you. 😖 It's a bummer you have to take the time to go vote in person when you're signed up for vote by mail.

Can you go to the Election Commission to complain?

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@prune602.bsky.social

Zelensky reveals bunker where he told Biden 'I need ammunition, not a ride' "Here I spoke with President Biden, and it was right here that I heard: Volodymyr, there is a threat. You need to leave Ukraine urgently," President Volodymyr Zelensky said.

THIS is what #leadership looks like. Since we all need a spiritual cleanse after the SOTU, this amazing speech by Pres. Zelenskyy from the Kyiv bunker where he was when the war started is powerful. Slava Ukraini! (Subtitled in English) #Ukraine

kyivindependent.com/zelensky-rev...

Wormwood is toxic. Seems a good idea to have some handy around Great Ruscian Males.

My nephew buys them by the case, with the goal of having them last until July 4.

I could never do that. The two boxes I bought Tuesday are already gone. 🍪

Girl Scout cookies. Damn the cost, ma'am, give me one more box of Samoas!

@laurakinsale.bsky.social

Why must our Girl Scout Council get their cookies in at the start of #Lent? 😱

Can't "like" this at all. PBIA was my hometown airport. Good thing I don't have occasion to go back. 🤮

I don't understand why wearing green is forbidden on Onion Day. Green onions are a thing... is it like copyright infringement and you aren't supposed to disrespect the bulbs by dressing like them? 🤔

Are hair cuts permitted, or will that make the brownie sad?

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Well, that makes him Highly Qualified in this administration's book then. 🤮

Also for reference: see Petrograd Bread Riots, 1917.

Led by women against hunger and participation in WWI:

That was one damn-threatening party balloon, mister!

🤣 They never miss a beat!