John Brooks

"To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them."

--->

"Chat, suicide or nah?"

"When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, and earned my living by the labor of my hands only." -> "Banged this out in MA."

One of the healthiest presidents we've seen from the standpoint of health

Sometimes he accidentally says true things

Literally the entire country is defined by and premised upon paperwork.

It was a mistake to put the worst and dumbest motherfuckers alive in charge of everything

I am not mad about this

As a Red Sox fan...

There is no oil crisis without a fudamental dependency on oil.

Nobody invades another country to steal their wind or solar power.

Dependency on oil is, by now, a policy choice of the ruling classes. We must break it and we must break them.

This movie turned out fine though right?

I just remember a lot of people celebrating at the end because everything turned out fine.

Super Castlevania IV implies the existence of standard Castlevania IV which does not exist

None of it is helped by Nintendo's utterly reckless deployment of the adjective "super" in the 1990s

I actually think about this a lot

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Buffalo Wild Wings until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.

I really don't know where to start here but I also genuinely hope Andrew just doesn't know what a generation is

Trump appoints Erika Kirk to Air Force Academy board to continue Charlie's 'legacy' There are 16 seats on the board. Among them are Republican and Democratic lawmakers, as well as retired Air Force Col. Doug Nikolai.

How is she going to fit this in amidst her busy mourning her late husband schedule?

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MLS’s Polymarket deal looks even worse after players’ gambling bans | Leander Schaerlaeckens With its credibility swaying in the wake of a betting scandal, the very last thing the league needed was to be in business with a prediction platform

Who could have possibly predicted this?

Vaxxed?

What in the everloving ghost of Erich von Däniken is this?

In fairness it took my brain several months to read the name of this website as NOT rhyming with "brewski".

"I had a productive, civil conversation with Hitler WITHOUT it getting nasty and personal."

"Oh! Okay.

Fuck you then."

It's so cool and refreshing when you are in such a position of privilege that you can sit down with a fascist who is directly responsible for the suffering and death of countless humans and not get all upset about it.

Can't violate ethics if you don't have any!

God I hate when I'm just trying to enjoy an abnormally warm Saturday and end up throwing bombs at the mayor's house because I am a racist.

Top Iranian Security Official Warns Trump: 'Be Careful Not To Get Eliminated Yourself' The official wrote the message to the U.S. president on social media.

Oh, um. Yeah. Uh.

Be careful.

Wouldn't...like...want that.

The war that isn't a war is very much complete and very far ahead of schedule and may go on forever

Wait, is it "we have much more than we need" or "drill baby drill"?!?!?

You actually can't say both

Any recommendations for this, @ardenthistorian.bsky.social