Liz Joan

I love this so much

(Don Draper meme) THAT’S WHAT THE RESUME IS FOR

Today’s job search pet peeve: jobs that make you upload a resume and then also type in all your various experiences in the little boxes on their form 😑

Maybe Trump is telling on himself there 😅

The thing about going to war in the Middle East to try to set off the second coming is that this strategy famously hasn’t worked since the literal Crusades

Ahhh I love it

Yeah I want Cal away from there, yesterday

SO much anxiety

As a highly-masking neurodivergent eldest daughter millennial with an absolute FEAR of rocking the boat I really do think it was the universe’s ultimate lesson to give me a kid I’m gonna have to constantly rock the boat for

They had a little tiff during the World Baseball Classic 😬

I thought I was ready for baseball to control my every waking emotion again but the (likely very overblown!) Cal/Randy thing has shown me that actually, no. No I am not 😂

The sheer charisma exuding off of him in every frame of this movie

💯

All I’m saying is Cal better fix this beef with Randy 😳

Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling

There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.

It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.

Ok last skeet of the night—does anyone else get like full body itching when the temperature drops under 50? Can a person be allergic to the cold?! And somehow I used to live in New England

It’s not enough to abolish these time changes, I need them thrown into the sun

I have so far applied to one job in my nascent job search and I feel so dejected that I didn’t hear back but like girl calm down not everyone has to like you and did you even really want that job 😂

😳

Awwww Denis

We had really been sleeping on The Book with No Pictures, it slaps

This is so awful

You will have so much fun

“I’m OK! My bones didn’t break!”

My three-year-old, after crashing into a wall

(Side note—why are second-borns like this 🥴)

Donovan Solano spotted! #wbc

I think about this all the time

The Peppa Pig universe is so confusing to me. How are they determining which animals are “people” vs are in the zoo/are pets? I thought it was mammals vs non-mammals but there’s a sloth in the zoo and a guinea pig pet MEANWHILE
the veterinarian is a hamster in this essay I will—

I love this!!!!!!

Three hours into a 3-day-weekend and I’m already hiding from my kids in the kitchen so yeah you could say it’s going well 😂😅 send cookies

Let the record show I did FOUR things today that I’ve been putting off for a number of months (one probably over 6 months 😅)