Norbert

St. Olaf Tap
St. Olaf, IA

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As someone who's spent 10+ years listening to The NoSleep Podcast, Midnight Marinara, Undercooked Analysis, The Black Tapes, Tanis, Rabbits and Limetown I feel like I'm legally obligated to see the spooky podcast movie even though it doesn't really look good.

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Even if this tech worked (it won't) I don't get this insistence that people would want to talk to their computers like this. We tried this year's ago with stuff like Nintendogs and Binary Domain and it never caught on long term.

There was even some article a little bit ago about how gen Z is taking their work home for their parents to do, which makes no sense if you think about it for two minutes.

Of course bit. They've been saying thus about young people for at least 10 years that I can remember. Probably longer.

My students are doing a Movie Poster Assignment, and I'm also participating. I chose Do the Right Thing

lrp: why is everyone so fucking stupid now. literally every company is incapable of doing anything. it's not even sociopathic profit seeking anymore it's just 'everybody who knew how to do things got replaced with MBA epsteinites who spent their whole lives failing upwards'

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Don Jr. has a seat on both their boards. They're invulnerable.

Been thinking a lot lately how in the 2010s it seemed like new media would create all this new opportunity but in the end none of it really materialized long-term. Can't even return to traditional media because that's been hollowed out too.

Ok so you were lying about her not being allowed to.

Ruining Avengers: Doomsday for everybody by having a hot dog delivered to my seat every three minutes for the entire duration of the film.

Right after the election there was an AI-generated picture of black women chilling on top of a skyscraper sipping on Starbucks while they watched the city burn.
YOU'RE NOT SAFE ON THE SKYSCRAPER! YOU ARE IN THE BURNING CITY WITH EVERYONE ELSE!
YOU LIVE HERE TOO!

I still see liberals laughing at leftists/minorities/people who don't like genocide because Trump won. "How's that working out for you?" they say. "FAFO" they say.

Don't you know that you live here too?

Today's MAR14DAY news is very personal.

Anderson High School, my old high school, has honored Rosebuds by installing a giant comic mural inside the school. Many people attended, including my dear friends and former classmates, the original namesakes of Maria, Maricela, and Principal Pickett.

A bunch of people trying to weasel out of it with "Well yes it was reasonable to ask but unreasonable to actually care about."

"Because she was not allowed to publicly undermine Biden’s position."

Yes she was. What do you think would happen? Would Biden arrest her? Would he shoot her?

Increasingly convinced that this is an op from some big dem party insider think tank/consultancy the way that so many national dems are suddenly bleating the exact same brain dead talking point on eliminating taxes for lower income brackets.

I know they're just letting random words fall out their mouths to make this stuff seem useful. But I kind of wonder if it's partially motivated by some dumb exec looking at online game guides and thinking "Why are those assholes making money on guides instead of us?"

Idk if they changed it with later games but you didn't even need PS+ for summons/invasions in Demon's Souls.

I unfortunately have to hand it to Rick & Morty

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One fear

This feels desperate. They haven't had a new hit show in 15 years since Bob's Burgers so they're doubling down on Family Guy again.

Start listening to podcasts without famous people in them, I promise you they're better!! I don't even have a podcast, you can take this as unbiased advice!!

An even bigger fan than the guys who bought those direct to video Hanna Barbera WWE movies.

Like a superhero's name.

Poster for Boomerang (1992)

You used to be able to make advertising executive a sexy movie job. But I'm not sure that can work today when the standard for advertising for major companies has fallen to hiring someone on Fiverr to take a phone selfie cam video.