Hi all, this is @twicelostgeek.bsky.social, the person behind this account.
I'm utterly sickened by my country choosing fascism over progress and fear that things will become much, much worse before they get better.
NOVEMBER FOOLS!
SURPRISE!
We are currently investigating Mr. Dukat for fraud, bribery, and for dealings with the Pah-Wraiths.
For all of my followers located in the USA in the year 2024: go vote! It's imperative to the timeline that Trump not be reelected!
Just wait until you find the surprise that *I* left for you...
Come visit our office on the DS9 Promenade.
Chief... please report to our office. NOW.
"Oops?"
The best excuse you have is oops?
Looks like it's time to do a little light trimming of your family tree.
BRING IT TF ON, CHIEF
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,170,886, Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social, joined on Aug 15, 2024"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and we were #6,170,886.
Alright, who jammed our security gate on the DS9 Promenade? @annoyedobrien.bsky.social, you wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?
Good to see you back here, Captain. We'll be watching.
We'll allow it.
Quick! Capture him!
Kindly bring some to our office on the Promenade.
Now wait a damn minute...
This is the worst fucking timeline.
Facts
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@annoyedobrien.bsky.social please confine Captain Riker to the nearest airlock, please.
Sorry, Quark. We're running a few experiments.
My god - it's the perfect weapon.
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social and how exactly did Commander Data happen to lose his finger?
NO 🙄
Why do you think we're looking for a new intern? The last one was consumed by a T-Rex.
Who let him out of the brig?
Look, Chief. It's not our fault that Wesley Crusher and his damn Travelers keep meddling in galactic events.
Now hiring: Intern who is willing to be paid in experience and has 10 years worth of experience in time travel. Meet us in the back booth at Quark's.
Just a little light timeline maintenance.
Methinks it's high time for a court-martial.
