𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™

i want to start a youtube channel just so i can do those frightfully stupid youtube poses for the thumbnail but always pointing in the wrong fucking direction

uh oh what'd i miss

whatever happened to that mf kony

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welp got banned from r/photography for posting this so i guess i'll do it here: on a whim, i did a google reverse image search on some of my photos. turns out multiple companies had been using them without permission or payment

i built imalume.com to help me collect money from these fucks

at the doctor getting my irony levels checked. they say theyre dangerously high but i think theyre being sarcastic

I just need someone I can slap on the ass every morning and say go get ‘em tiger

im literally right here

that is nice face. some might say nicest face on bluesky.

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welp got banned from r/photography for posting this so i guess i'll do it here: on a whim, i did a google reverse image search on some of my photos. turns out multiple companies had been using them without permission or payment

i built imalume.com to help me collect money from these fucks

do u think trump and hegseth have explored each others’ bodies

Me: you a real one

Square Root of -2: ACTUALLY…

yeah well ur in mine twice so u can suck it

what are u talking about babe, *you're* the one who told *me* that gaslighting isn't real

yes

HONhp

it is a known fact that a car wash adds 10hp to your vehicle

kristi noem(ployment)

[guy who’s about to invent club soda]
guy: i wish this 7-up was made in a factory of despair

the sag awards but my balls take home best picture for the 3rd consecutive year

we should add an 11th $1m millenium prize - solving the “reasoning with teenagers” problem

same energy, same era

another day of getting into arguments. with people who are wrong on the internet. they are Always wrong

showing my dog the same grace she shows me and waiting until she goes for a nap and then farting directly into her nose

fifa peace prize: am i a fucken joke to u

the wicked witch of the west:

a dating app for people who have been through airport security at least once in their life

poetry

Mine ass has seen the glory of the farting of the butt

that feeling of pure terror when u have been on hold so long that when they finally answer the call, u forget why u were on the phone in the first place

no clue what ur talking about 👀