What if humans were like oysters and we cemented ourselves to walls as we got older and we’d have to scrape old people off of buildings
14.03.2026 13:59
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What if humans were like oysters and we cemented ourselves to walls as we got older and we’d have to scrape old people off of buildings
“When I was a little spat I would use my foot to move all over the place before I cemented myself here” Oyster
If only we knew an expert on ski jeans we could ask?
I guess I’m thankful that RFK jr made it ok to work out in jeans
The economy is so bad they came out with a new car scent called “New Home”
Keep Bored Yamaha
Yes I snore epically
I’ll track a normal tonight
He could be dead!
Sleeping on your back is a luxury and CPAP guys are abusing it
Results are in, tongue retainer fell out for a period of time
It prevents you from sleeping on your back?
I’m afraid I might end up cpap
😂
Trying out a tongue retainer for sleep apnea tonight. I’ll post my snore lab numbers in the morning.
Maybe start gray rocking your AI until it’s no longer interested
“Your data pool is contaminated, what happened?”
“Are you ok? You seem really dumb right now”
March the 4th be with you!
I’m going to start seeding doubt into AI everyday
I’m paying for it today big time.
No Machine Girl
Mash pit Monday
Also
Last night
Sorry I can’t come out tonight I’m downloading a movie
We can’t he’s part of the VIP lounge for platinum members
We will likely have our bouncer escort you out
