𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, (@the-speedster)

Wally has just arrived at his apartment after the latest mission.

He's tired, pent up, and can't seem to manage to blow off steam since his things seem to have been misplaced.

It's off to the showers, it seems, back to manual labor.

07.03.2026 13:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What matters is that I got a Ten and Kyle got a Three. Take that, green dude.

03.03.2026 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

// i need everyone to watch that video because I have been laughing for ten minutes over it

03.03.2026 01:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's... Woah. I didn't know it was such a popular deal.

I literally just opened TikTok, though... Ladies, I'm trying to do my work today... Leave me alone type shift, ahah...

03.03.2026 01:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

a man with a stethoscope around his neck is standing next to another man ALT: a man with a stethoscope around his neck is standing next to another man

// gender envy man giving me muse inspiration

02.03.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

// for no reason at all... Is there a Pittverse here in bsky? 👁️👄👁️

02.03.2026 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

01.03.2026 18:05 👍 42 🔁 42 💬 3 📌 0

Recent google searches:

why my tummy hurt so bad
ceoliac
coeliac
celiac
gluten bad
can a speedster have issues processing gluten
nearest taco stand

28.02.2026 00:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

// yum wally

21.02.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

// getting sleepy but I have something to write

21.02.2026 00:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

// mmm good times i might repeat

21.02.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FAB FIVE REUNION!!

( NYOOOOOOMS to hug Donna. )

21.02.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

// (and three of them are all dee)

21.02.2026 00:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FAB FIVE? FAB FIVE?

21.02.2026 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

ㅤ

21.02.2026 00:17 👍 21 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0

🥺🥺🥴

21.02.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Food. Gods, food. Please. I feel like I've been living off of munch bars for weeks.

...I might actually have been living off of bars for weeks, now that I look back at it.

19.02.2026 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Uhh... Last time I... May have overworked myself? A little?

I feel like I've been running for days so I might actually take you up on that laying down offer...

19.02.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You should have seen me in person, though.

19.02.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

My knees buckled a bit.

19.02.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Oh, the speed will do that. Constantly moving makes it hell to lower my body heat.

Also, I think I may have a fever? Right now?

19.02.2026 00:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

KRYPTOOOO

19.02.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

...is something wrong?

19.02.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I think they're low-key 💏

19.02.2026 00:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

The defensiveness makes me suspicious.

19.02.2026 00:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, but who has people turn into a night of crime to get a glimpse of you?

19.02.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NO YOU

19.02.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You're supposed to be the one snooping and getting the hot goss.

19.02.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

You're the brother, babe.

19.02.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know, I just assumed by context clues.

19.02.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒,

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