good luck enclosing THIS horse

Judy Justice, Legally Distinct From Judge Judy

There's a "Judy Justice" show on in the wings place, and at first I assumed it was off-brand or some renaming like the ones people on YT use to try to disguise their bootleg Judge Judy episodes in which she's upside-down and photonegative and at 0.56x speed. But this seems like the real deal

I know Reminders of Him is probably some sad serious contemporary story about love and loss, but all the title makes me think of is, like, a huge Godzilla footprint

epic two thousand way tie for best lift

oldschool Zelda boss: You'll never be able to dodge my -huge pendulous balls-!

Link (forgetting that he just got the Orb Smasher in this dungeon and had to smash like 30 orbs just to get to the boss room): oh no. what do I do. oh fuck

Honestly not nearly as much as I should? To be quite honest my favorite genres are, like, electronic/chill EDM and console RPG music

I think I just need to listen to more jazz in general tbh

I was gonna type "jazz no sax" into Google and it just struck me as the Wheel of Fortune bonus round puzzle from hell, with the category THE WHITEST SHIT EVER SAID

me: can I perhaps buy just a single package of four caloric supernova muffins please

Costco: no. minimum of two at a time. become actual fatfur art or go home, quitter

me: OK well what flavors do they come in

Costco: just wolf

me (contemplating fat wolves): all right, deal

BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW? HUH?

Staying at home today because of my allergies is no fun, but just because I have to deal with the sniffles doesn't mean you don't deserve a little random doodle.

Here's a big bull in the clouds!

Yeah I got one ticket. To the GUT SHOW

$50 flat color sketch commission slots are open!! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Gotta find my wallet and clothes. Also, why is everything so small?

A piece done for Macro March ✨

me: well I'm not sure I have the brainpower right now to actually do my math homework, but surely I can at least transcribe the problems into my TeX document

*first word of the first problem is "Let", I type "Lert"*

ERMAGERD, MERTH HERMWERK

they gotta build up a cult of personality / myth of genius to do it. Some Severance kinda shit

You know that thing where you freeze, say, a pumpkin in liquid nitrogen and then drop it from a rooftop and watch it shatter into a trillion pieces, and cheer? Was just thinking about that for some reason

did it ever occur to them that Jesus was not the kind of guy who would want to be called back by mass bloodshed, or that they at some point flipped to worshipping and doing the work of The Other Guy

Crazy regimes like America, hell bent on prophetic Christian delusions, cannot have nuclear weapons

yeah I always lose a lot of time on this curve stopping to admire

Macro March continues with @heavyrocksboar.bsky.social becoming a course obstacle in a very popular racing game!

so obvious when a gymbro splices in their PR videos. We're supposed to believe your heart cadence (measured by skin flush) got an entire ½ step out of phase between the bottom and top of your 850 bench? You think the reviewer really won't catch you poking the RAM value to make the bar -800 pounds?

it's either Civil War, trains, brisket, or giant jeweled egg

obvious fake since they saw two of them

I'd never put those facts together!

"chill Secret of Evermore hangout" is a great phrase. I hope you're not having to deal with Gothica

you can get rhabdo either from CrossFit or eating too much quail. those are your two pathways

(I like how the quail somehow looks smug here, like, yeah, that's right, I'm an orb and you can easily catch and eat me but I'm gonna break down your muscle tissue)

we've all been there

My shorts say "RELAXED FIT", two words neither of which correctly describes me

I'm aware that opposition might be overstated in countries where people are afraid to express support. But still, yeah, there are parts of the would where I would Not Want To Be