Kevin Choubacha (he/him)

If we’re helping Russia and Russia is helping Iran and Iran is killing us then we’re helping kill us.

A more rational storyline for a more civilized age.

Another example of the English language failing so hard that my biggest confusion from this sentence is who was on LSD.

Which was on LSD?

Gotta do my runs before 9am these days.

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?

Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.

Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?

Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

It’s 90 in LA today too though, lol.

Takes someone from Phoenix to say 90 is perfect.

Thank you! Very proud of her.

Yea, it’s banned because it disables the microchips put in us by vaccines.

Duh

A bunny in a crib

A bunny with a strawberry in the rain

My four year old draws better than you.

We require more Tiberium!

Is it me or this guy looking more and more sith-like every time another picture is released?

One lantern for injury
Two lanterns for retirement

Wow cool! Guess I wasn’t too far off, lol, makes more sense since you’re coming from Arizona I think.

He was a WR for the eagles around 2000. I misremembered him being a TE.

Movie looks fun though, definitely into it.

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . Alt: Matt Damon becoming an old man very quickly

Oh, oh god, I’m… old!

Nice! Where you at? I see water, is that near Baja? San Diego?

Crosby is bad contract bait. Best to stay clear imo.

Is this about elite tight end James Thrash?

I’ve already seen them try to blame democrats for Platner. Like no, Bernie endorsed, GTFO.

Drew Carey saying “ayatollah rules”

QB 1 🦅

It’s crazy that after 30 years of internets the service of choice Silicon Valley has settled on is slot machines.

Social Media - slot machine
Crypto - slot machine
LLM - slot machine

We even call the inputs tokens and coins.

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

So what, you hate the penguins now?

a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us above them . Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us

Yes

Bro, I agree, but it’s not that the music gets better it’s that we’re middle aged now.

Anakin stares back

a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth Alt: a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth while laughing

*from other room*
partner: wheeeeeee
baby: *screams*
me: