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Video: We caught Elon Musk's AI company flouting EPA rules using a thermal drone xAI’s Grok chatbot is powered by unpermitted gas turbines at a Mississippi power plant. Here's how we know.

xAI’s Grok chatbot is powered by unpermitted gas turbines at a Mississippi power plant. Here's how we know.

09.03.2026 21:02 👍 55 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 6
An unappetizing yellow brown jelly in a glass pan

An unappetizing yellow brown jelly in a glass pan

Who wants Jell-O shots (bone broth mixed with water from boiled chicken for the dog)

10.03.2026 15:44 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

09.12.2025 22:49 👍 9599 🔁 2048 💬 180 📌 192

It’s like they forget and every time I tell them they remember and I feel ashamed lmao 😭

10.03.2026 00:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re all college kids/fresh grads seeking their first jobs and have a deep resentment for the upper management’s salaries and insurance so I don’t blame them, but one of them was asking about my day job tonight and I got hit with “wait… are you salaried?” 😭

09.03.2026 23:47 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Obsessed with the way my young coworkers at the theater use the word “salaried” like it’s a slur

09.03.2026 23:43 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

And I can hate them both with infinite capacities for hate

09.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m taking a selfie holding my dogs head upright

I’m taking a selfie holding my dogs head upright

Our dog has to be elevated after eating but all he wants to do is rest his head so we’ve found a compromise

09.03.2026 21:04 👍 63 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hate this man so bad

09.03.2026 20:15 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Saw her open for Owl City at my first ever concert in 2010! She was incredible, and I’m sure she’s only gotten better since

09.03.2026 12:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from Pokémon Leaf Green of a shiny Sandshrew!!

Screenshot from Pokémon Leaf Green of a shiny Sandshrew!!

Just caught a shiny sandshrew in leaf green!!! Ahhh!!!

08.03.2026 23:59 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my friends won't let me be bald. I said I want to be bald and they said "why?" I said it would be something to do and they're like "no." interesting. implies to me a power in baldness that people don't want me to have

08.03.2026 17:45 👍 248 🔁 5 💬 12 📌 1

Leon S. Kennedy, the woman you are

08.03.2026 02:08 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Obsesssssssssed with overcrowding the grill like yassss get in here divas let’s all flame roast together

07.03.2026 23:28 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Aerial selfie. I’m bald and bearded and bespectacled, wielding a pair of tongs over chicken on a grill.

Aerial selfie. I’m bald and bearded and bespectacled, wielding a pair of tongs over chicken on a grill.

Grilling season is here baby

07.03.2026 23:16 👍 77 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Booker, a black and white pointer, asleep on the couch under and on a ton of blankets

Booker, a black and white pointer, asleep on the couch under and on a ton of blankets

He’s come down with aspirational pneumonia and a discovery that he has a mega esophagus, which is a wild concept. Here’s to hoping these meds kick in and help out these next few days 🫶

07.03.2026 18:50 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s what weekends are for!

07.03.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waiting on da x rays

07.03.2026 15:23 👍 67 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Dogs love to be like “you wanted to have a chill weekend? What if we went to the vet instead?”

07.03.2026 14:02 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Hate it when you’re reading a book and can tell they just wanted to write a screenplay!!!

07.03.2026 01:24 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who do you think you are, I am etc etc

06.03.2026 17:10 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Google data center water estimates go public, residents in Roanoke and Botetourt react A proposed Google data center campus in Botetourt County could use between 2 million and 8 million gallons of drinking water per day, according to an executed agreement between the developer and the W...

one google data center in virginia

two million gallons of water per day

information only released under court order & risk of contempt

05.03.2026 22:13 👍 1460 🔁 945 💬 19 📌 97

My average completion has got to be under 0:25. I don’t understand why but it just clicks for me somehow. Queens, on the other hand… devastating

06.03.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gm!!!!!!

06.03.2026 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should be given some sort of prize for how good I am at LinkedIn’s Crossclimb game

06.03.2026 13:51 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1
Selfie. I’m in a blue patterned shirt. I’m standing in front of a tree with the first pink blooms appearing. I’m soiling at the camera in intense eye contact that can only be described as a smize.

Selfie. I’m in a blue patterned shirt. I’m standing in front of a tree with the first pink blooms appearing. I’m soiling at the camera in intense eye contact that can only be described as a smize.

Spring is in the air and I’m suffering

06.03.2026 13:27 👍 138 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

Gnarly book! Enjoyed it

06.03.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Book 8 in may!!!!!!!

06.03.2026 01:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket of the latter 2 Pokémon in the Sprigatito line as shiny

Screenshot from Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket of the latter 2 Pokémon in the Sprigatito line as shiny

Nearly a full lineup of shiny cats

06.03.2026 00:27 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My 9 Games | 私を構成する9つのゲーム あなたそのものである9本のゲームをシェアしよう。

my9games.com

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0