i’m better now they did vroom vroom and javier bardem is here.
13.03.2026 22:22
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i’m better now they did vroom vroom and javier bardem is here.
i am being Unfair and Difficult but that’s what happens when you let the straight people in the house run point on when you’ll watch the Dad Movie and then, like most things assigned to straight men, it just never happens.
i know who this guy is because he wears two different socks. do you think that line in the script is when brad went, “wow, i have to do this?”
liz lemon’s line about ordering mr. big’s spaghetti in-app but it’s me with the cigarette in shea whigham’s mouth all of 90 seconds into F1
please tell me the credits are 35 mins.
F1 is 2 hours and 35 minutes.
‘The Voice of Hind Rajab’ star Motaz Malhees says he cannot enter the U.S. for the #Oscars this Sunday because of his Palestinian citizenship:
“It hurts. But here is the truth. You can block a passport. You cannot block a voice.”
Jake Adicoff has won two golds at Milan Cortina 2026 and is hoping for two more.
yeah it was very substitute teacher. she was lovely! i really thought it’d be more competitive and she wouldn’t have to read the name. alas.
she was very into it but still, you know, you feel bad.
if it*
Me every eight minutes
went to an oscar-themed trivia and won. it would feel good it if felt more competitive, and of course, i didn’t make the pregnant, microphone-less, host say our team name: this pussy don’t k-pop demon hunt for you.
Episode 40 of The World According to Glenn is out now, discussing Glenn's performance in 2005's Heights!
@stevencanals.bsky.social returns to discuss Glenn's performance as an Oscar-winning stage actress in this underseen indie drama. Listen now!
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Okay, look, I do not think this quoted was the biggest deal in the world. I think it was tacky, as I have noted. However! This piece does very careful surgery on what he said that muddies what ticked off the people who are ticked off. (1/4)
thank you!!!
thank you!
thank you!!!
thank you!!!!
me, 35 years old. male seated on bed looking down at the camera with a mona ljsa smile. i’m wearing a green turtleneck, green bomber jacket, and brown hat.
34 —> 35 (goodnight)
absolutely. she’s wedding planning right now and i wouldn’t be surprised if she says she wants to recreate the dance from her favorite movie, silver linings playbook.
she’s getting married on 10-10-20(26), like cynthia bailey. she wants to arrive via helicopter, which will drop rose petals as it goes. and, if i understand correctly, her husband is either going to walk down the aisle or leave her after the ceremony to lead a procession of the guests on horseback.
it’s so funny. i don’t know how sustainable it is but i’m running with it til the tap’s empty. it’s like watching the other women talk to a supercomputer, which is obviously a dell.
where other housewives walk around with six hermes bags wrapped around their arms like bangles, she boldly hitches up her worn chanel backpack and says, “sorry girls can’t stay i’m off to have my eighth facial this week” in a spiritual sequel of sorts to 13 going on 30.
it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten a housewife beyond parody so amanda frances—an old issue of ny mag made sentient—thank you for your service. ordering coffee with half oat, half almond milk is the stupidest, most inspired thing i’ve come across in a while. white lotus could never.
Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
i don’t know how they’re not just exhausted. like, truly. if only even for the runs to staples alone. i would love to know how much paper and toner this crew’s gone through since returning to the WH. this “save the date” ass administration.
these people love baroque, convoluted titles that sound like something. it’s honestly impressive. like, what in the magic the gathering… and yes, markwayne, i’m talking about you too.
