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A little bit biryani, a little bit brisket

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a man wearing glasses is talking into a microphone in a dark room . ALT: a man wearing glasses is talking into a microphone in a dark room .
12.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PSA: The Hunt for Red October is on tv right now

12.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Monica walking into The Pitt this week

06.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tiocfaidh Γ‘r lΓ‘tte

05.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The 180 they’ve done with me since 2023 is just insane

02.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 13789 πŸ” 3336 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 70

Had a β€œreply all” fiasco at my job today with a distribution list of 4,000 plus people. I work for an ad agency so it made think: which mad men character would have the worst time with β€œreply all” chaos?

25.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Muslims and Catholics when Ramadan and Lent start almost at the same time

18.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have yet to encounter a single person freaking out over the 2028 nomination who’s doing anything remotely serious to protect the needs of the vulnerable in 2026

14.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned about them like yesterday and apparently their first appearance together was the Crunchyroll Anime Awards? Love my nerdy, freakishly athletic power couple

12.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓ­nos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 20649 πŸ” 5268 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 179

That halftime fucking ruled

09.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him

06.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 4305 πŸ” 602 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 6

SORRY

05.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got a conspiracy theory around lines at South Asian restaurants. Call me β€œQueue a naan”

05.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Opened this app and this is the first thing I see πŸ˜‚

30.01.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When I say β€œnothing from me” at the end of a meeting

28.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sleet is frozen precipitation with commitment issues

24.01.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This must be that leftist state-sponsored persecution of christians I've heard so much about

23.01.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Quebec French curse words are hilarious. Wdym β€œchalice” and β€œtabernacle” are bad words??

23.01.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so you should just know, if Indiana can win a national title, there's no reason for you to not have hope about...well, everything and anything

20.01.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8
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BRITISH TED CRUZ

20.01.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.01.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Caleb Williams, you mad lad

19.01.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We need to talk about the fact that Boris Johnson is going to be a guest lecturer at Miami

16.01.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: β†’

15.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 10081 πŸ” 3404 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 73

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

15.01.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 6743 πŸ” 1343 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 44

I first learned about Aaron Burr from a milk commercial

10.01.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Printing out Mapquest directions

09.01.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1