This volunteer at the identical umbreon factory (for sizing and demonstrating clothes and such) must have realized how evident self-tampering would be, and the countermeasures for such is a one-way switch that can't be turned off...
Commission for @permasuitjessie.bsky.social <3
Bsky client but for vore peeps. Can I nibble? Just a lil?
Also I've been dealing with an umbilical hernia for like 5+ years and I'm finally taking steps to get that handled but unfortunately that means a solid chunk of weight loss and boy its making me cranky and tired all the time, but I'm approaching 30 lbs in 4 months
Also hi I'm struggling to return to being semi social, it's really hard
B..b..bu...
B..bi..
BIG DIAPERS
Piss my pants
My news years resolution is to be even less of a person, I'm gonna shout on the rooftops about how people should treat me like a dumb pet
Goober
I'll stock ur stuffing see
It's extremely funny that a youtuber did a vid featuring little troubles like 3 weeks after i started watching his videos for unrelated 'i like listening to people talk anout boardgame design' reasons
Those people need to be sent to the bad dimension for bad people, so i can kick them till they stop being dumb
Did you know? If you wear diapers, this eevee wants to be your diapers. No matter how yucky you make 'em. (actually, ESPECIALLY if you make 'em yucky)
when your owner leans in close
and whispers something,
and you say:
"eevee?!"
oooh, that's a new trigger,
swirly, blushy, changing,
paws over your new muzzle,
all your words are eevee noises?
ears longer, fluffy mane and tail-
headpats? from your owner? eee~
"good eevee."
vee! veee~ 🧡
#tf
I'm a bold eevee! Also you forgot about "first firm but gentle locking in a chastity cage" that preceeds the first diapering
Good job bby, hope u recover quick! Lemme know if u need gentle tummy smoochies to speed things along ❤️
Damn apparently i need to post my weird feral critter yearnings more often
I just don't know how to describe how much i NEED to be treated like a pet in spite of being perfectly capable of like, intelligent conversation, like i just need someone to shush me and point at a pet bed expectantly, turn my brain off by refusing to engage with me like you would a person pleaaaase
Done by @riggedreded.bsky.social
Make sure to check how long you store your drones...and make sur to give them fresh coats of rubber every now and then, along with some matinence pheremones and hypnosis, they definitely earned it~
Is it weird to want to be so thoroughly not human that people look at you and just assume you can't talk and can barely think. I want strangers to rub my ears and coo at me and then be embarassed when I'm just like 'sup' in return
Its too crowded visually imo
New lucario looks weird and i don't like it, why it got sausage ears
I decided a long time ago that i shunned everything that had a bad fanbase or the creator had some tarnish on their name that I'd never get to enjoy anything and i really don't wanna live like that where you get to enjoy a thing for a microsecond before a human makes a mistake, its miserable
Hey who wants to smooch an eevee
If that funny animal movie sequel doesn't end with Ms. Hopps packed in somebody's diaper, it's useless to me.
ouuuu i wanna whisper into a permanently tf'd thing's ears the type of attention is finds the most arousing; whether telling it how embarrassing it is that it became this way, or how everyone else looks on it with jealousy, or just hammering in how long forever is
The only cool eevee you know, bitch
Turn your friends into objects just for convenience's sake
Leaving the deageatron 9000 on the floor where you can find it and 'accidentally' step on it
I was gone (mostly) from here for (almost) a year and suddenly bsky has no idea what content to serve me, its like "do u like sports? Photography? C...cats?" (No, no, yes)
Also someone needs to pee on me
