Mason Diab

Been set since January 🫡

you do not need to wait for jesus to “come back.” dig through the rubble of any bombed out apartment complex, office building or, yes, girls’ school, and you’ll find him there, covered in dust.

I take comfort in knowing that no matter how bad life is… I’m never drinking Jägermeister again

My TWO favorite Canadians! 🥰

Now it’s less than three weeks?!?!??

Me in a chambray shirt with a Berry Frosé from the Taco Bell Cantina

Fiancée drinking a vodka-spiked Baja Blast with the ocean behind him

The world is a mess but @dejanz.co and I are day drinking at the Taco Bell Cantina on the beach with our best friends and that is enough to keep me going right now

Megan Thee Stallion Tevye next?

Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.

-no grace period
-no funding to offset need for new license

this is awful.

And you do it so well!

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🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Glad to see the spirit of millenial cringe Tumblr is alive and well

Double date at Hog Island Oyster Co. when???

Didn’t you make me try oysters like 4 years ago?!

And I’m SO glad you’re here 🥰

A triple threat

Bad Bunny staring into the camera saying “nombre es Benito”

Sad duck pointing at himself

He was speaking to my soul

oooo lady gagita

I love that this broadcast is relying so heavily on the Golden Gate Bridge, a landmark that is over an hour away from Levi’s Stadium.

No one says you can’t nap again!!

This went quadruple platinum on my portable CD player 🙂‍↕️

Go go go, Joseph!

Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71 Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.

Catherine O’Hara gave us all so much. Her comedy inspired me. Her characters served as proxy mothers for many of us.

All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.

The cast is so perfect but I’ve never watched the second half because it has always felt like so much to process 😅 and I KNOW I need to fix that

I am only dressed so I can go hide in a movie theatre for four hours, so I get it

The guys who kidnap preschoolers, shoot nurses in the street, and cart priests away in handcuffs are never the good guys.

to despair and embrace cynicism was to hand powerful weapons to the enemy

New Harry Styles single bravely asks the question, “What if LCD Soundsystem were kind of boring?”