remember to set your oven one hour ahead tonight.
08.03.2026 04:37
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remember to set your oven one hour ahead tonight.
Alysa Liu is a machine. that was something
On the world stage, how many world leaders are brave enough to punch a 13-year-old girl in the face for biting their dick instead of doing what their told? USA. USA?
Somone should have told #melania, "Be Better"
I'm starting to think some of these aren't real.
I have this fantasy of every single latina woman in the usa applying for a job at ICE on the same day. And then tracking how the agency deals with 30 million rejection letters while trying not to draw attention to it
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
I'm sure you think your town has a good sound machine, but it's not as good as Miami's.
swiped from elsewhere
The head of North Carerdddd is Kim Jong Yarp
I bet the folks in North Carerdddd are jealous Trump didn't tweet about them.
Now that I know how to spell "puerile" correctly, I need to work it in to more angry tweets.
They want us to go hungry. They want us to get sick. They want us to get angry. They want us to rebel.
We're in the "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you" phase right now.
I believe everyone who wants to protest the US should wear a Jeffery Epstein mask while doing so. It may have nothing to do with why you're protesting but I want to see how Fox News attempts to spin it.
And if ICE are wearing masks and Meta glasses, it gives them a face of a criminal to lock on to.
I think everyone protesting ICE or federal troops should print out Jeffery Epstein masks. Make this our Guy Fawkes.
Setting policy on what Hegseth wants to masturbate to seems like a bad decision.
I don't wanna brag but Tilly Norwood and I had a thing and I can prompt the sex tape to prove it.
To me, the best way to engage with ICE is to talk about the ethinicites that are fucking their wives while they're on assigment, or talk about why their tiny dicks can't find a partner.
Go Guardians. #threeisthemagicnumber
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxkO...
Melania. So proud to be our first lady. USA. USA. US Freakin' A.
It's gonna be an interesting holiday season when MAGA cancels the Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Wendy's says "Thanks for finding something else to be outraged with in 2013."
The lesson we learned from Gap that Cracker Barrel didn't: Never do anything ever. Or something. www.bbc.com/news/magazin...
Don't put marbles in your nose. Put them in there. Do not put them in there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpz6...
I'm sorry the person you voted for is responsible for giving your loved one cancer. But at least you showed up them libs. So it was all worth it.
Someone was saying ICE stands for Incels, Cucks & Edgelords but I've been trying to find confirmation.
DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THESE UNDERAGE GIRLS AND EPSTEIN! DON'T DO IT! ALL THESE UNDERAGE GIRLS ARE A LIE! STOP LOOKING OVER HERE!!!!
