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@mayoisaninstrument

20 | Hobby Artist | NSFW | NO MINORS | Comms Closed | Employed full time and often little energy left https://linktr.ee/mayo_nate πŸ’– inasham.bsky.social

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Reminder to snuggle your loved one(s) this holiday season and tell them how much they mean to you!

Art by Mintyderg!

21.12.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 2012 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Can you believe it guys? Christmas! Just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Yoohoo! I am so happy about this information. Oh wow. Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just in a week. It got here to fast. Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Yoohoo! I am so happy about this informati

19.12.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.11.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

09.12.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Art done by @mayoisaninstrument.bsky.social

04.12.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As is now tradition, @jaycebirb.bsky.social often surprises me with an unwarranted ambush (and I get a free feather-styling simultaneously >_> )

18.11.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 1577 πŸ” 355 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

Hey, wolf friends?
*does this to you*

18.11.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
family guy death pose

family guy death pose

18.11.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@inasham.bsky.social point point point

18.11.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic

14.11.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 5231 πŸ” 1563 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 9
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πŸ’€

03.11.2023 22:06 πŸ‘ 7119 πŸ” 2339 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 30
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It’s his day.

01.11.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 8112 πŸ” 3512 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 90

Skill issue >:3c

19.10.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bf just starts jiggling his belly and says "ooo~ you wanna kiss it"
"NOOO DONT BITE IT!" :3c

19.10.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
International Raccoon Appreciation Day
Every year on October 1st, International Raccoon Appreciation Day encourages people to learn more about raccoons and show appreciation for them. The day also encourages people to protect the raccoon's natural habitat.
The raccoon is a nocturnal mammal characterized by its bushy ringed tail. Raccoons are also known for wearing what looks to be a little black mask around their eyes. This animal is native to North America. It can be found in many parts of the U.S., Canada, Mexico, and the northern part of Souther America. There are also raccoons in Germany, Russia, and Japan.

International Raccoon Appreciation Day Every year on October 1st, International Raccoon Appreciation Day encourages people to learn more about raccoons and show appreciation for them. The day also encourages people to protect the raccoon's natural habitat. The raccoon is a nocturnal mammal characterized by its bushy ringed tail. Raccoons are also known for wearing what looks to be a little black mask around their eyes. This animal is native to North America. It can be found in many parts of the U.S., Canada, Mexico, and the northern part of Souther America. There are also raccoons in Germany, Russia, and Japan.

a very low quality reaction image of a raccoon staring directly at the viewer with a smile

a very low quality reaction image of a raccoon staring directly at the viewer with a smile

october 1st >:3c #raccoonday #raccoonappreciationday

02.10.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🀍
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www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

17.09.2025 09:53 πŸ‘ 48076 πŸ” 14431 πŸ’¬ 765 πŸ“Œ 530

nuh uh, im wearing glasses

10.09.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
poorly cropped raccoon wearing sunglasses

poorly cropped raccoon wearing sunglasses

you can't see where im looking at when wearing sunglasses >:3c

10.09.2025 02:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah... but at least the learning will help ya mend those, so initial cost will be... not cheap (especially equipment). but will be pretty cheap to maintain, there ARE places that let you use their machines to use if needed, just requires the jump (the hardest part :/)

01.09.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

getting into cosplay and making your own cosplays and costumes really helped with it... but aye, winds of obsession may flow against ye. Sail with your mast high and land yer landlubbers will reach. And finding a cheap place to get fabrics also will help~

01.09.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our feature artist/tutorial for today is this excellent set of notes on WOLF EXPRESSIONS by the talented
@teagangavet! Note in particular how a few little changes can often make a HUGE difference! #animationdev #wolves #furries #gamedev #comicart #drawing

30.05.2025 13:09 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

also not first 5 since I bought gmod for myself and ex-friends on another account before this one.

15.08.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alaskan king size probably is enough?

07.08.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I dont "NETWORK", I do not "keep a consistent schedule", I don't try to make my art "stand out" on people's feeds. I POST MY ART. And if it flops, I DON'T CARE.

04.08.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 18624 πŸ” 6005 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 189
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and remember, DO NOT STOP CALLING.

ive updated the phone call cheat sheet one more time!

imgur: imgur.com/a/sC2YqPA

more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

31.07.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 2641 πŸ” 2297 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 52
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03.08.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 771 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9

@inasham.bsky.social

02.08.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

keep it going, work only gets done if youre the one behind the wheel.

02.08.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not someone with call center experience but some customer service experience and: I say this is very likely to be a descalation attempt. Not only because it contradicts what other reps are saying, but because you generally don't give so many unprompted details about the inner workings to a customer

31.07.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1510 πŸ” 838 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5
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Fanart I made of V-Tuber @/Polaris963372 on X

She's such a pretty bear! 🧑

30.07.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0