Andrew Zahler

This just gave me The Ick for following this account

Maybe Italy will give USA's undefeated record ... the boot

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason

Triple pun. Well done. 🫡

Give it one year and there will be a subreddit for the sport you are inventing

🤌

Came here to say this

Respect for a new company looking to compete in a crowded field (baddum!) based mostly on its marijuana-joke name

Mailed advertisement for a lawn care company calling itself Weed Man. Limited time offer! 50% off!

The Weed Man cometh

That’s Bo Bichette

The Rise and Sink of the USS Mariner Before it was a blog, it was a ballpark attraction that distracted fans from the terrible baseball they were watching by going *boom*

There's a rich vein of history with this team if you're interested in boat-centric marketing

www.nwbaseballhistory.com/the-rise-and...

a group of men in suits are dancing on a boat in front of a boat . Alt: a group of men in suits are dancing on a boat in front of a boat .

The fried fish, probably

I'm old enough to remember when happy meals came in a boat, too

A boat for fish. Now we're talking!

Saw a guy at the gym today who looks disconcertingly like Leland Palmer

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

Ah, yeah, that tracks with .y experience

So you getting your license started all of this?? Rude, Andy

I guess I really whiffed on this joke, but if my undergraduate advisor was on here, pretty sure he'd appreciate it. A Wordsworth dude, through and through

Start with track 2, Even Mountains Erode

C’mon, that’s a London tube station, not a ballplayer.

Oh, I am absolutely the big dropper

Somebody should probably confiscate my devices

His first major publication is a collection of verse called Lyrical Sad-Lads

What if -- and hear me out here -- we do the story of Shakespeare's tragically deceased son but make him a *Romantic poet* from the Lakes District?

I'm like a hockey goalie but for catching dropped food before it hits the floor

Heaven 2, by Lala Lala 10 track album

The new album from Lala Lala, Heaven 2, is clinically proven to Bring the Feels if you have been diagnosed with moderate to severe Going Through It Syndrome

lalabandlala.bandcamp.com/album/heaven-2

Chills

This, I humbly put forth, is one of a handful of entirely appropriate uses for all-caps posting

you don't think anything of it now days but in 1994 i bet you had a pretty clear idea of what sorta guy the second drummer who drowned in Cut Your Hair by Pavement was, just from the mention of him having a cell phone