David Cake

"WOMEN'S TROUBLES" Stand-up comedy routine by Catie Wilkins YouTube video by That Wilkins

Celebrating this #internationalwomensday with my “WOMEN’S TROUBLES” stand-up comedy routine from my 2025 Edinburgh Show WE’LL SEE. This was my most talked about routine of that show.
So what better way to celebrate #IWD than with #womenstroubles #standupcomedy #comedy youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8

Get Ahead of Being Dead 'A vitally important book for anyone who thinks they might die at some point. Do not buy this book if you are already dead. It's too late. Repeat. Do not buy...

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Cover of Get Ahead of Being Dead, Your Handy Planner for the End of Life by Evie King. Red flowers surround the text, living at the top, wilting in the middle, dying at the bottom. Quote from Richard Herring at top. Don't buy this book if you're already dead, it's too late.

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It doesn’t feel like a Caturday #Caturday

Selfie with Dave's picture of a gull stealing an ice cream.

Long view of the bridge gallery with Dave's third picture in.

Face on shot of seagull picture. If you zoom in today's raindrops are working for it.

Close up so you can see Dave's name underneath.

@davecakes.bsky.social 's Seagull Ice Cream incident is now on display at the Footbridge Gallery. Very proud.

Get Ahead of Being Dead spelled out with funeral flowers.

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I will not post for the whole of Lent.

-Are you mad at me?-

Send to all.

Scorpion says let me ride on your back to the other side or be left behind

Happy Crash Test Dummies Wednesday to all who mmmmh mmmmh mmmh mmh

Pat Cash climbs the Wimbledon centre court to reach his friends and family after winning Wimbledon 87.

Happy Pat Cash Wednesday to all who celebrate with their family and coaches

Happy Rash Wednesday to all who have an itch.

It’s 22’ pit to pit which is definitely usually L. Some 70s sizing to go with the style.

That’s tickled me

Mm

It’s XL but closer to a L chance me selling it. It’s very well made.

I’m to tickle with last years winning pickle on this day of tickle a policeman thursday day.

Tickle a Policeman Thursday.

ACAT

The first to tickle wins a pickle as we sing on this tickle a cop on a Thursday day.

Tickle a Policeman Thursday.

ACAT

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Finally posting lots of stuff on Vinted. Some big things already gone but even more will be added soon. If you’re XL or L check it out.

If I sometimes forget to add kisses xx to the end of posts it doesn’t mean that I love you any less xxxx

Think about it like Hammer Time. He was an MC but you bought the baggy pants anyway.

It’s just that they have the last stone in the end.

Do you feel like you have the hammer today?

You wouldn’t tip a fly (meme)

The year of the Oss

Oh I know, I deleted almost instantly so I’m just messing. I hope the thing isn’t too serious.

I deleted the post about slagging people’s pancakes off.