iou

Would anybody be interested in hiring me as their personal court jester 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Serious inquiries only 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

67 tabs of bl open

Walking around in tank tops in the winter to feel like Alex Dunphy when she was the only one serving cunt at the modern family premiere

LMFAOAO I had this exact scenario happen like an hour ago in my first period Like why am i the only one in this classroom shaking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

English teachers look at you like you shot their dog when you tell them that they are legally required to accommodate your 504

ICE agents are going to have a hilarious time trying getting into heaven “the right way” thats for sure

Growing up with undiagnosed HEDS and taking dance was so crazy because all the teachers kind of hated me a little bit Like i was very obnoxiously horrible but i also had the most insane pointe for no reason

Daily humiliation ritual where i go on vinted and ask for 40% off on shirts that cost less than 15 dollars

Sewing is so fun and cute in spirit and then i think about threading a bobbin and suddenly i can feel the nerves in my teeth

Cringe doesn’t exist unless you use gen AI then you are cringe

Listening to the AFYCSO demos and hearing the songs the way i heard them at 6 years old blasting out of my mom’s 2007 scion xB Wow this is so special to me actually 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SEIS leches????? en esta economia?????????????

I need to deinstall depop omg im so serious someone just sent me an offer to buy this super cute top for $6 and i do not have the heart to admit that that is STILL literally breaking the bank for me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 broke ass

Theres like an hour and a half every day where adderall just eliminates my social anxiety completely like Wow i know ball but only periodically

The game played right by emarosa is my shake ass song GOD i hate you jonny craig

Nobody in this classroom knows i only passed my art history midterm because i gave all of the prehistoric works drag personas Omg you truly do never know whats going on in someone else’s home

Idgaf about ethan slater i could outbob the fuck out of that sponge Omg put me on that damn stage

Im probably suicidal but im busy shaking ass in my room so idrc about that rn

White boy found a way to get minecraft on the district issued chromebooks and now theres a school minecraft SMP

Idiot girl who has NEVER used acrylic paint decides to use acrylic for a self portrait… of a photo circa 2013.. with the most disgustingly bad lighting possible…with 6 tubes of acrylic paint.. that probably older than her.. mind u none of which are primary colors… all 10 hours before its due…..

Craig owens watching people screaming and fighting to get out of the crowd surge and deciding to start playing the most anticipated song and tell people to crowd surf was so insane to me i was watching 300 pound men pile on top of teenage girls and all i could hear was “I NEED TO GET OUT” around me

Literally NOBODY is talking about how dangerous the crowd surge at chiodos got at warped omg 😭😭😭 maybe i just feel the most strongly about it because im a smaller girl but i literally spent the entirety of baby you wouldnt last a minute begging people to help me because i couldnt breathe 😭😭😭😭😭

WE BE FOREVER 21 WE BE FOREVER YOUNG YOUNG

Whether or not millionaires plays on saturday or sunday at warped heavily determines my outfit decisions Can they please drop the set times like Now

LOVE when an album i like ends up having a big connecting storyline.. the ugly organ by cursive i didnt know your game…..

YES YES!!!! I was at the house of blues show in orlando 11/15!!! TEENY tiny venue no idea why they tried to throw everyone in there

IM JUST GETTING INTO THEIR MUSIC!!!! i saw them with ptv a little while back!!!!!

SHE UNDERSTANDS ME LIKE YOU DID SHE REALLY LOOOVES MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM A SAINT LIVING IN SIN OOOUUUH SHE REALLY LOOOAAATHES MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Every time i pitch a concert outfit to my mom it gets simultaneously more revealing and complicated and by this point shes helping me stud a bikini top so im not sure where the line is drawn