kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲

oh but i'm the freak when i say porn addiction isn't real, but shame is

you WILL reach a point where your first thought is always "how much will this cost to fix" and your second thought is "how much of my wall will need to be torn out to fix it" and your third thought is "how long will i have to live in a hotel"

ONLY

things no one tells you when you buy a house: sometimes you can't take a shower because the city is flushing hydrants nearby and that makes your water pressure equivalent to a fire hose. you will get no warning when this happens, just fear.

i would love it if the city of pittsburgh put my tax dollars towards something useful like a citywide deer culling program to manage the sheer numbers of ticks this year. make upmc pay for THAT.

rip sister mary clarence you would have loved pope leo xiv throwing a concert for any reason

a republican kennedy is an abomination, an affront to nature. to carry the kennedy name and be republican angers g-d.

...black texans won't vote for someone who uses christian language. black texans. in the southern united states.

i'm not engaging with that nymag article about salaries. that's clearly someone with a humiliation kink begging everyone else to play along because they can't afford a dom/me.

(i am not good at being unemployed. i tend to do the adhd doom spiral thing without something productive to do.)

i am also open to event planning/management, product management, and project management roles. 😊

costco, the more i learn about you, the more i love you

i've been gritting my teeth and dragging my feet over replacing my dishwasher and they cost less than a macbook air

being laid off, in concert with the weather, has brought my nebbiest instincts because i just sit on the balcony for hours, applying for jobs and watching the neighbours.

there's a man who has an old (well maintained) mustang that he drives (quite literally) around the block every morning. today he set off his own car's alarm while trying to change the tire and he doesn't seem to know how to stop it.

when you create the calendar event, you can edit it under travel time

if you have an apple device, there is a way to set up time to leave notifications

my old therapist was at an office like that. that's why i put everything in my calendar app immediately now.

if i was 30 minutes late to an appointment they wouldn't let me come back by the way

the feeling of having an autoimmune disease and also hating your endo and also being beholden to the corporate behemoth that is upmc

a lot of you mfs are mentally unwell

*i'm mfs

the in the navy trend on tiktok has me thinking that the real reason they want tylenol, adhd, and vaccines to go away is that they're going to run out of poor people to draft unless they change the rules

“Wow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day

gollum from the lord of the rings says i was n't talking to you ALT: gollum from the lord of the rings says i was n't talking to you

"i can't eat a high fiber diet because"
"i can't get my licence because"
"i need doordash because"

was that person's post ableist or were they just not talking to you? do you need to explain your dietary habits and restrictions in the comments of a recipe post or were they just not talking to you? does anyone need to know why you can't read dark romance or are you just not the target audience?

why do so many people struggle with the concept of "i wasn't talking to you"

there's not a cloud in the sky and there's a woodpecker in the the tree

yinz go sit ahtside today. i've been out here for 3 hours and it's incredible.

good news, henry kissinger is still dead