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"I'm A Virgo" by #bootsriley is a great series! And "Sorry To Bother You" is the best movie about equisapiens & they got a new one coming soon apparently. See that shit!

Making sure my Canadian beer is not meth

Fall leaves on the ground, is not hotdog

Is not hotdog.

I often ask people about penis enlargers with the hope that their phone will hear it & then serve them ads about penis enlargers.

Avenge the homophobic murder of Jonathan Joss

AVENGE JONATHAN JOSS #KingOfTheHill

Literally the first PShrts sale ever! Thanks @jasonschneidermedia.com

Are you Biff Tannen? Because you were very right!

New Etsy Store has launched!
www.etsy.com/shop/PShrts
In the future I hope to be able to do more physical sales, but for now it's Etsy.

Police arrest stabbing suspect in Kitchener

This person, who was arrested recently, is my brother's doppelganger!

Sign reading "make the golf course a public sex forest".

Now that golf season has started, I'm bringing back the "Make The Golf Course A Public Sex Forest" campaign.

Not to get overly #OnPoli here, but this week I brought together a classic Rickyism and some total #DoFo bullshit.

If anybody is writing/producing Freddy Got Fingered: The Musical, please rest assured that you've just found your graphics person! #FreddyGotFingered #TomGreen #CheeseSandwich

Not bad, but the bride of that wedding once suggested "The Dirndl-thems", which is pretty good, and the groom is German anyways.

This is a classic! What's the name of our old new band?

A dildo with a cute little hat. It should be thrown on the hockey playing surface (ice) when the opposing team achieves a hat trick.

I was thinking that in #hockey, if the opposing (visiting) team achieves a hat trick, we should throw dildos wearing little hats on the ice. #hockeylife #dildo #hattrick

The Melvins haven't released an album in 8 days!

#Kitchener Rangers did it! Holy shit... from a 3-0 series deficit and are movin' on!

Finally, for #SaveTheCBC, 3 P-Shirts of classic #CBC shows from the West coast.
The Nature Of Things is still on, but is now hosted by Sarika Cullis-Suzuki & Anthony Morgan.

Cuisinart coffee maker seen in TVs The Righteous Gemstones.

20 years ago I got a Cuisinart coffee maker, & then I saw it in an episode of The Sopranos. Since then it's turned up in 16+ TV series on #HBO, #Netflix, #AMC & others. The latest appearance was in The Righteous Gemstones!

King Of Kensington/Al Waxman on a P-Shirt

The Friendly Giant/Bob Homme on a P-Shirt

Mr. Dressup/Ernie Coombs on a P-Shirt

The Littlest Hobo/London on a P-Shirt

I've been working on a small classic #CBC series of P-Shirts.
@savethecbc.bsky.social is my inspiration.
If you don't know who these 3 people & dog are, then please ask a parent, or someone over the age of 45! #SaveTheCBC

I watched The Death Of Stalin recently, and realized that Steve Bushimi could portray Putin quite effectively.

This was the ion LRT on the weekend too!

I saw chicken pics! I have to ask, which did you eat first? The chicken or the egg.
The ice storm was minor in Waterloo & GTA, but everywhere else was awful. I also said "ice to meet you" to a random old person.

Two hundred ninety nine characters? Just for today? Okay I am trying it... Here I go, so far so good!
I don't have much to say, the weather is nice, though it could be a bit warmer (I'm in S. Ontario). Hey @canadian-hotcakes.bsky.social how's the weather in NB?
Almost there! Happy hour a almost h..

Shout out to Archive dot org user REAIS, who's been uploading a massive treasure trove of old punk stuff & whatnot for the past couple of months. 💙

Elbows up, Canada. YouTube video by Mark Carney

I'm liking this. #MarkCarney #ElbowsUp

I would've bought a copy of "With Teeth" if this were the album cover.

Happy birthday #MarkCarney! (I randomly looked at his Wikipedia page and guess what? It's his birthday!)

I made this to honor the course.