Chandler Murch

My contribution:

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Lady Deathstrike

Go on…

Mr…. Jip?

I made it this past weekend using leftover taco-seasoning ground beef.

I dubbed it “Caballero pie”

It’s AI plagiarism all the way down

(Sufjan Stevens’ eye twitches)

How is this headline using active voice?

In the republican chat
lurks a scurrilous cur.
Don’t venture too deeply
Or you may find The Slur!

Senator @welch.senate.gov, as your constituent, no we do not, and this was not a cogent response.

a woman with dreadlocks is standing in the woods with her eyes closed and her mouth open . Alt: A montage of dramatic clips of women screaming

So San Diego, Charlotte, and Nashville must be like

Apparently last year!

bsky.app/profile/vamp...

This rule intrigues me. Do you count NFL conference championships and MLB pennants?

Did you update Zoom ahead of time?

Do you have a sweet background?

What are the odds that a cat will walk in front of you?

I recall feeling my heart race in the theater

Salud @spiraloid.net

164GB is just insane.

14th President of the United States, Franklin Pierce

Excuse me this is Franklin Pierce erasure

One of my all-time favorites

Horrible call.

Prairie in Paducah? Gtfoh

Waldorf school?

Interior of a bar with ornate decorations and bottles of alcohol, reflected in a wall of mirrors.

I wish they didn't set mirrors behind the bar, Cause I can't stand to look at my face When I don't know where you are. Then the feeling fades away, But you sort of wish it would of stayed— Inside, the golden days of missing you

I told my friend I didn’t like how the mirrors in his photo manipulate me into thinking the space is bigger than it actually is.

He then drops this banger of a poem on me

Reminds me of that Dennis Quaid/Lou Goss flick, Enemy Mime.

It’s funny/sad how often my search suggestions have “reddit” appended as the top choice. All the niche forums and message boards are dead.

“don’t JUST use drugs you find online, kids.”

BET

I’m kind of sick of this sentiment. I’ve worked in data centers across three continents, before GenAI was popular. Facilities across the world, even in the US, give a shit about efficiency in thermal costs.

Yet suddenly, people are bothered by others unfettered use of electricity via the internet.

The Florida State tree should be a personal injury attorney billboard.