Stephen Forecast

I didn’t agree to anything

Can you hammer a nail in with it?

Is it multi purpose?

I’m thinking of cancelling my subscription

I know but I’d like him to be a better man

There’s your Tinder profile

I thought you were better than this.

Piss off Hugh

Do people throw balls at your head and, if they score a direct hit, do they demand a teddy bear from you?

Some as big as your head.

I’d have thought the fall out from the nuclear tests would scramble radio signals.

I didn’t call you a thick cunt you thin skinned snowflake.

@frmo.bsky.social must be too busy to call us thick cunts. He’s up in Hills Have Eyes country today.

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I don’t know. You accuse me of looking at your Wordle score for clues then you’re hurt when I don’t look at your scores. I can’t win.

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I hadn’t even noticed actually.

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I liked Nosferatu and you hated it so don’t blame me either way. I agree about Besson, he’s never made a totally irredeemable film.

Alright Dad.

Actually it’s livened up and gone weird. It might be worth watching.

Apparently the romantic Dracula angle is essentially ripped off from the old TV show Dark Shadows. IIRC it’s not in the novel.

It’s very much like Coppola’s. Dracula even looks like the Gary Oldman version but it doesn’t have Monica Bellucci or Winona Ryder so isn’t as good.

I’ve been watching for 30 minutes or so and it’s not looking good.

Yes I’m too tired for an argument tonight. I’m watching Jean-Luc Besson’s Dracula instead which will also be a waste of time but might be fun.

I can’t argue with any of that.

Was that when you were a masseuse at the parlour?

You could just, you know, go yourself. You’re a 76 year old grown man for Christ’s sake.