You’ve been living in Winnipeg long enough that this is a fool me once scenario and I’m in the exact same boat

Just gonna leave this here for posterity globalnews.ca/news/1107621...

It's not that big of a deal because I hadn't used it in a few years, but it's nice to make it official.

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I forget where I heard this, and I'm paraphrasing but something like, nothing unites people at odds quite like a common enemy. And there are lots of pro trump Canadians (truck drivers ahem) who are going to lose their jobs. So it's time to prove if you're really a double flag waving cdn, or a wanker

"Let's work something out" — Florida resident appeals to President Trump to let him keep his wife after ICE deports her back to Venezuela Under Trump's instructions, the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) conducted raids in South Florida.

(sips Bellini) glorious

Here is our family cat. If you're wondering why he looks so concerned, it's probably because he has been doomscrolling his accounts like the rest of us

It was bound to happen. I just hope there are millions of Americans with their heads in their hands right now, rocking back and forth repeating, "what the fuck have we done?".

My only advice is, you can patch that, but there's probably an underlying reason why it is happening and if you patch it, you'll solve the cosmetic issue, but it's likely going to happen again. If there's moisture coming down from an upstairs bathroom or attic, that should get looked at.

Feels that way for realz

You don't say hi to the name of the platform you dinosaur

The first of the two videos

Darks of Fartness: The Aggressively Unnecessary Follow-Up Story of the Velvet Pill... YouTube video by J Williamez

Hey BS!

Here's PROMO #2 for my old band (from 25 years ago) THE VELVET PILL's REUNION SHOW!

Feb 15, 2025 at the CCFM for FESTIVAL DU VOYAGEUR!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDbm...

Farts of Darkness: The Untold Story of The Velvet Pill YouTube video by the Velvet Pill

I* know===
first this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhvt...
now this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDbm...

I tried it today, as a chat gpt subscriber and it was excellent. The server got tired, but that's to be expected since it just launched here in Canada

Super well done Wasac game @winnipegjets.com