Garth Chouteau

I'd prefer that the lake be between me and the Kraken

Duke Nukem would have blown that bucket sky high

Assuming the distribution of indies is equal everywhere, of course... but as a generalization it's right on, and I love it :)

I've been putting those at the end of press releases for 39 years, never knew they had an official name :0

So in other words, in another life you were a traveling Deadhead ;)

I've never had quite that experience, but I have
- Worked (briefly) with someone who quit halfway through their first day, before lunch
- "worked" (even more briefly) with a guy who was fired before he could report for his first day on the job (holiday party kerfuffle) !

That is truly impressive, especially in a relatively short span... I've seen Blue Oyster Cult 51 times, but it's taken me >40 years!

You'll know it stuck if his critique of birthday cake #3 is "too much icing"

Right -- anyone who questions your/Trump's brilliant displays of fascism is an 'agitator' or 'domestic terrorist'... you really do a lot better when you just shut up

Just when you think Kansas can't come up with another reason to visit that state...

I assume the gate agents have a huge cauldron into which they pour any remaining booze from boarding passengers' drinks...which booze is then resold the following day as "cocktail surprise" at all boozy outlets..?

100%. Making the prospect of easy money so attractive and accessible is a recipe for disaster. POTUS #50 may get elected on a "Prop Bet Forgiveness" platform

The cats told me the same thing, but with the "proudest moment" part

Manatee
Armadillo
Elk
Fox
Manta Ray

I remember when there was (slightly more) truth in advertising and that cereal was named Sugar Smacks lol

Shades of the 'flaming orbs of Sigmund' !

It's another threadbare policy

I'm waiting for the whole rubbery mess to slide right off and reveal the reptilian horror beneath

Still, a small price to pay to keep death and the doctor away!

Better yet, just make them all slope slightly downward

You should at least get a clean bill of health

Agree. It's terrifying, reasonably original, and "believable" in the zombie movie sense of the word... Garth-Bob sez two thumbs up !

Been to a Cracker Barrel once, in FL I think? The food was unidentifiable and awful. I'd rather eat the new logo than any of their entrees.

I'm on board with that

I prefer the Dictionary of Angles -- it's always right.

The dual-tongue-wielding french kissing minigame sounds worth the price of admission, lol

Already in FastPass mode?

Finally, some transparency from Apple !

He'd be in a real pickle...

"Check it out -- that joystick has a nerd on its head"