What does she sound like, when she's disappointed?
08.03.2026 06:36
👍 5
🔁 2
💬 1
📌 0
What does she sound like, when she's disappointed?
I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP AND I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WI...
I wish all seagulls sounded like Christopher Walken.
...SH. My God, who hurt you as a child?
Timeline cleanse. You won’t regret staying until the end.
Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.
No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.
Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your house and you can't speak to each other but you're just best friends.
💕🐾🐶
Scientists discovered a caterpillar that murders insects and stitches their dismembered body parts onto its back as armor
You’re welcome. Happy day! 😆
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
It feels like you’d have some moments of regret with that one.
Sully is probably too obvious?
Okay, in the future, can we agree to NOT have people who want to bring about armageddon in charge of the military?
Eisenhower
I come not to praise Claude or whatever but giving unaccountable robot decisionmaking to thundering dipshits who just shot down their own drone with a laser does seem like wrong side of history business
I figure you're not going to be especially surprised by this, but wow, this is bad. We're all (unethical) frogs in the water, if we in any way accept this kind of murderous behavior.
Why would they make up a word for that? There's only, like, 3 of them, @melferburque.bsky.social.
I love this guy. No politician is perfect, but it's really nice to see him making an effort to make people's lives better, with respect and competence. Mostly, competence, anyway -- glad he has some help on the Spanish. 😂
Portland's protest frogs are headed to Washington, D.C., to coincide with President Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address on Tuesday.
www.koin.com/news/portlan...
Jared Kushner's father, who was a) convicted in a bizarre criminal scheme including an attempt to entrap and themn blackmail his own brother in law, b) by then NJ US Attorney Chris Christie, and then c) was pardoned by Donald Trump at the end of his first term.
I love how much mileage he gets out of just enjoying doing kind and/or fun things, in semi-public.
this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”
Sure why not buddy.
I, too, learned in law school that the Supreme Court would ABSOLUTELY prevent either the executive or legislative branch from going rabid in such a bizarro way.
I feel like I should get a refund for my Con Law class, at least….
Transcendent.
hahaha seriously though we should charge these people as child sex traffickers
Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!
the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up
lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
Been there, Godspeed!
