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Tall. PR & Marketing Director, Flatiron Books.

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No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.

10.11.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

05.11.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 30504 πŸ” 4049 πŸ’¬ 1284 πŸ“Œ 444
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

31.10.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 27230 πŸ” 9363 πŸ’¬ 2301 πŸ“Œ 788
A sign announcing Cool Machine, bitches!

A sign announcing Cool Machine, bitches!

Summer 2026

03.09.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 575 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 25

Idea: Labyrinth remake with Matt Berry as Jareth the Goblin King.

29.08.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had the theme song for WKRP in Cincinnati in my head nonstop for 28 years.

20.08.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like you’ve also been talking to my kid lol.

20.08.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 7-year old just told me that β€œeven though it’s had a lot of history, China still rises.” And then she gravely repeated β€œChina still rises.”

20.08.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.

Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.

18.07.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 8006 πŸ” 1830 πŸ’¬ 279 πŸ“Œ 604

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

22.06.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 51750 πŸ” 11375 πŸ’¬ 420 πŸ“Œ 371

Everything is insane and yet I can’t stop thinking about the woman today who ordered a salad with only romaine and craisins. Just craisins. Like a gummy bear salad.

11.06.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza

08.06.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 17855 πŸ” 4607 πŸ’¬ 1041 πŸ“Œ 527

Inside Trump’s savvy plan to create an authoritarian spectacle to distract from the unpopularity of his budget bill.

08.06.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 690 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

So NY, and DC, and Chicago, and Boston, and Miami etc etc are we joining LA? Splitting up the coming military resources?

08.06.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I could give a piece of advice to the would-be-influencers/already-are
-narcissists of the world it would be this: β€œskip adding that selfie to your ostensibly very serious post about sad and terrible world events.”

27.05.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason you're having trouble concentrating if you are here in the US is because we're basically being chased around by serial killers and being asked to disregard the fact.

22.05.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 13011 πŸ” 2890 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 168

Got my kids to sleep just in time for insane sirens and helicopters outside. Didn’t have β€œgiant ship hitting the Brooklyn Bridge” on my radar tbh. Hope everyone and the bridge are ok!

18.05.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of telling them to go eat shit, I have decided to feel pity for people who lay on the horn as soon as the light turns green. Imagine how stressful it must be to go through life, thinking no one will do the anything unless you are there to nudge. Exhausting!

09.05.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone is walking down the street drinking an iced coffee out of a Tostitos salsa jar. Gross AND tedious.

07.05.2025 12:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today my 6 year old referred to her school friend as β€œa real ding dong” so I’ve done my job.

05.05.2025 02:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get it, Canada! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

29.04.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The way I just shrieked opening my mail.

12.04.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

Eat shit, Elon. Continue to roast in hell, Strom! Tonight we feast on tiny tiny slivers of hope.

02.04.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A promotional photo from the cinematic classic β€œWeekend at Bernie’s”

A promotional photo from the cinematic classic β€œWeekend at Bernie’s”

Me and a buddy after we dig up Strom Thurmond’s desiccated corpse and force him to watch a Black man break his Senate speech record:

01.04.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

The art of self war

01.04.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank god the β€œyes I know I said I wanted to see action but this isn’t the EXACT action I meant” dems are checking in online to make sure any potential protest to this government takeover is squashed with friendly fire.

01.04.2025 02:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

20.03.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Careless People is an instant #1 New York Times bestseller! 
3D hardcover image of Careless People
New York Times bestseller list

Careless People is an instant #1 New York Times bestseller! 3D hardcover image of Careless People New York Times bestseller list

CARELESS PEOPLE debuting at #1 on the New York Times bestseller list is a tremendous achievement to be celebrated. Macmillan remains steadfast in support of our author Sarah Wynn-Williams and is extremely proud to be the publisher of this profound and timely book. This triumph against Meta’s attempts to silence our author is a testament to the powerful words she put to the page, buoyed by the retailers who promoted her memoir, the media who covered it, and of course, the readers who celebrated a woman’s right to tell her own story.

CARELESS PEOPLE debuting at #1 on the New York Times bestseller list is a tremendous achievement to be celebrated. Macmillan remains steadfast in support of our author Sarah Wynn-Williams and is extremely proud to be the publisher of this profound and timely book. This triumph against Meta’s attempts to silence our author is a testament to the powerful words she put to the page, buoyed by the retailers who promoted her memoir, the media who covered it, and of course, the readers who celebrated a woman’s right to tell her own story.

Careless People is an INSTANT #1 New York Times bestseller!

19.03.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5