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kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain on a stage . Alt: kermit flappy arms

Yay!

15.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A perfect solution โ€” and we all know who the majority of Americans are going to be rooting for. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‡

14.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 428 ๐Ÿ” 180 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

As long as they know why you called and that you're furious, that's enough. You are not a lawyer or government official or whatever, it doesn't have to be done in corpospeak or a formal speech. Call and scream if you have to.

13.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 205 ๐Ÿ” 129 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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The Edge of Space-Time by Chanda Prescod-Weinstein: 9780593701683 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books A fresh, charming, socially conscious tour of the mysteries of space-time, from the award-winning author of The Disordered Cosmos โ€œWith this extraordinary book, Prescod-Weinstein cements her status.....

If you appreciate my stance on this please read Afghan, Iraqi, or Palestinian writers

You can also preorder my book from any bookstore or order a signed and personalized copy from Loyalty Books in DC

Not doing this event does mean lost sales (long term because this venue wonโ€™t ask me again)

13.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 120 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Some of you get so mad when people point out the obvious. But you're not mad at the people in power who deliver nothing.

12.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 265 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of press release from four nations with their logos: Tlaโ€™amin Nation; Homalco Nation; K'รณmoks Nation; Klahoose Nation.  March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud. 
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโ€™amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation

screenshot of press release from four nations with their logos: Tlaโ€™amin Nation; Homalco Nation; K'รณmoks Nation; Klahoose Nation. March 11, 2026 Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting. Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist. Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud. Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada. They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing. No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty. Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back. Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโ€™amin Nation Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation

Posted by the Tlaโ€™amin Nation on Facebook. This is epic.

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๐™‡๐™ค๐™˜๐™–๐™ก ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™š๐™›๐™จ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™จ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™–๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™‚๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฃ: โ€œ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™–๐™ญ, ๐™—๐™ช๐™™.โ€
www.facebook.com/tlaaminnatio...

12.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 770 ๐Ÿ” 290 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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Colombia bans all new oil and mining projects in its Amazon Colombia will no longer approve new oil or large-scale mining projects in its Amazon biome, which covers 42% of the nationโ€™s territory, according to a Nov. 13 statement by its environment ministry. Ac...

Colombia declares its entire Amazon biome a reserve for renewable natural resourcesโ€”effectively bans any new oil exploration, hydrocarbon production, or large-scale mining.
Protected area approx 483,000 sq kmโ€”equivalent to the size of Sweden

#TropicalRainforest
#decarbonization
#envhist

10.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 170 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I have simply too much tea right now to put an order in myself (nobody let me, please) but if this isn't a problem you have, please consider placing an order to help Friday & Crew get stuff fixed up. Seasonal favorites: Peachy Keen Oolong and Strawberry Snap: www.fridaytea.com/collections/...

11.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this sign to go outside the local dungeon just beside the entrance to the gift shop with its "I survived the Caves of Chaos" keyrings and chpice of owlbear or minotaur plushies

06.10.2025 09:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

How to make yogurt: milk a cow, homogenize + pasteurize the milk, heat up the milk again, let it get back down to 110 F, stir in some bacterial culture, let it sit for 8-12 hours, add fruit/sugar to taste.
How to make ultra-processed yogurt: Do all that and then add a drop of food coloring.

10.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 402 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white photograph of a woman wearing an ornate light coloured dress with ruffles. She's seated on an ornately carved wooden chair, with her right hand resting on the head of a large black and white dog of the border collie persuasion.

A black and white photograph of a woman wearing an ornate light coloured dress with ruffles. She's seated on an ornately carved wooden chair, with her right hand resting on the head of a large black and white dog of the border collie persuasion.

When you're posting inspirational women's day stuff today, remember alt text. Tvm.

Eunice Foote, who theorised and demonstrated the greenhouse gas effect in the 1850s, but was largely overlooked.

More on her and others:

ideas.ted.com/history-over...

08.03.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 105 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you want to know how important it is for you to do this math: the fees patreon took from me in 2025 add up to roughly 3 months of income. that's 3 months of income i would have paid taxes on if i didn't deduct the fees from the 1099. 3 months of income i never actually had!

07.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 731 ๐Ÿ” 424 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
An ad for my latest list of trans work. It features the real and conceptual complaints of readers versus trans work.

An ad for my latest list of trans work. It features the real and conceptual complaints of readers versus trans work.

Did you know? The Trans Romance/Erotica Collections I curate are bad actually. So, I've made sure to list the sins of my own work and others.

Read the new list (and lots of my thoughts) here: www.darkchibishadow.com/post/distast...

This may be challenging read to some.

08.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 241 ๐Ÿ” 88 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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This Is Your Stop by Basil Wright One day, you will arrive, but for now: This Is Your Stop.

This Is Your Stop, a Wretched & Alone solo game about public transit, is here!

For the price of an all-day pass in my city, you can ride along and try to reach your stop in time. Ignore passengers. Be nice to the driver. You definitely didn't pass that tree twice.

kobanya.itch.io/this-is-your...

07.03.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
the top of a screenshotted document that says CLOCKING IN FOR MY SHIFT AT THE WHUMP FACTORY

the top of a screenshotted document that says CLOCKING IN FOR MY SHIFT AT THE WHUMP FACTORY

jigsaw voice: hello depressed person, in front of you is your wip. your task is to write one sentence today. your time starts now i love you

06.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

04.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3225 ๐Ÿ” 985 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

your honor this is my emotional support empty word document

05.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bookmark this. Don't read anything on Substack. Be OBNOXIOUSLY consistent in telling people who publish on Substack exactly why you won't read their work there.

02.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of text: 

First, itโ€™s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Screenshot of text: First, itโ€™s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

02.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4718 ๐Ÿ” 773 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

28.02.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4310 ๐Ÿ” 1579 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13170 ๐Ÿ” 5331 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90 ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man."
in blue and red on white

a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man." in blue and red on white

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image
roryblank.bigcartel.com

28.02.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2280 ๐Ÿ” 544 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

NOW is the time to make calls to your reps about KOSA, SCREEN act, section 230 and more

Call your legislators. Speak to office aides. Leave messages. Do so every day. Be loud and annoying. Get family and friends to join in.

www.congress.gov/members/find...

24.02.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2045 ๐Ÿ” 2471 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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Michael B Jordan 'disgusted by racial slur at BAFTAS as parents left in tears' Michael B Jordan was with Delroy Lindo on stage to present an award at the Baftas when John Davidson’s outburst shocked the audience.

So... does anyone care about this? That Michael B. Jordan's parents flew to London to see their son and they left the BAFTAs in tears? That he was repulsed?

Still don't think an apology was owed? Some of you people are wretched fools.

25.02.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3053 ๐Ÿ” 669 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Someone has started a petition on Twitch's feature request site: twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92471...

22.02.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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From the patreon community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the patreon community

Patreon does the same!
www.reddit.com/r/patreon/co...

23.02.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

So, there is one way around this, but it would require a lot of community coordination:

Stop being affiliates, stop being partners, and go back to direct donations as the method of creator support. The partner system was always simply something cheap and convenient for Twitch.

22.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 75 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text on Twitch's website saying "Verify Your Identity" "Submit proof of identity and location to receive your payout" "In order to receive your payout, you need to verify your identity through Persona, Twitch's identity verification service. You will have 3 tries. Please be ready to provide both of the following: 1. A picture of your government-issued identification card, such as an identity card, passport or driver's license. 2. A "selfie" (i.e., a picture of your face), taken using a webcam or phone camera. By clicking "Start Verification" below, you understand that you will be leaving Twitch and will be redirected to Persona's service, and further understand and acknowledge that Twitch may send Persona limited personal information about you to facilitate the identity verification process, in accordance with Twitch's Privacy Notice. Information you provide to Persona will not be used for any purposes other than to verify your identity and will not be stored for longer than necessary to fulfill this purpose. Need Help? See our detailed onboarding guide." "Start Verification"

Text on Twitch's website saying "Verify Your Identity" "Submit proof of identity and location to receive your payout" "In order to receive your payout, you need to verify your identity through Persona, Twitch's identity verification service. You will have 3 tries. Please be ready to provide both of the following: 1. A picture of your government-issued identification card, such as an identity card, passport or driver's license. 2. A "selfie" (i.e., a picture of your face), taken using a webcam or phone camera. By clicking "Start Verification" below, you understand that you will be leaving Twitch and will be redirected to Persona's service, and further understand and acknowledge that Twitch may send Persona limited personal information about you to facilitate the identity verification process, in accordance with Twitch's Privacy Notice. Information you provide to Persona will not be used for any purposes other than to verify your identity and will not be stored for longer than necessary to fulfill this purpose. Need Help? See our detailed onboarding guide." "Start Verification"

Twitch is requiring new Affiliates, before their first payment, to give government photo ID and a separate photo to Persona, the same Persona that has connections to government mass surveillance programs. When I asked Twitch support for another option, they said there isn't one. #twitch #persona 1/4

22.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3923 ๐Ÿ” 2898 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101 ๐Ÿ“Œ 430

begging everyone to read the excellent book โ€œ31 Days,โ€ about the interval between Nixonโ€™s resignation and the pardon, because Ford also knew this and thatโ€™s why he didnโ€™t want to do it. the pressure on him to cave and say yes was so diabolical

21.02.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 280 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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