Andrew

So maybe I just missed the memo but the new Pokémon game is just Pokémon and Animal Crossing?

I think it’s actually meeses.

I love this thing Amazon is doing where it’s like “reduce packaging and ship in manufacturer’s container” which is code for “let us do less work” - are you just going to drop a jar of my hair product on the shelf in the package room? How does that work

Blood pressure back to normal and starting Wegovy tomorrow so you could say that today is a good day!!!!!!

Had to explain to my therapist the impact Heated Rivalry has had on my mental health again so things are going well

I love when my friends check on me because I like the attention but it’s like. No I’m not okay, don’t worry about it babe

Is doing drugs to stop the feelings considered self harm or do I just know how to party

Upgraded to an iPhone 17 Pro and oh my god the performance and graphics from my 14 is insane?????

I look at grindr the way I look at a takeout menu before ultimately deciding to cook for myself

Gonna open a vein if I see one more post about a couple’s anniversary

Mine never stopped, don’t let the kids tell you what to wear

Grindr subscription ends today. A new era is upon me.

It’s just so easy to not do this, idk maybe I’m built different?

Down to the hair curl, damn that’s attention to details

Medium ugly bald white man

“Retired D1 diver” baby you didn’t retire you graduated and you’re 30 now, give it up

I’m wondering if the shift is from corporations to wealthy individuals? Which amounts to the same thing I guess

Ugh I’m so embarrassed to tell people I’m from Alberta….

You’re so welcome

Realized today that in season 1, Carrie was 32 so there is plenty of time in my life for things to go much better and marry a really rich guy

Idk if I can say this about all my friends but I certainly do. Never been hotter than in my (mid) 30s

Where you are undoubtedly very locked in on your goal

My IG timeline is full of HSM videos - it’s been 20 years and somehow I still know every word. But what did I have for lunch today?

I know he would not treat me right at all but I still want him haha

Grindr at 4am is so funny…guys will look at your profile and then fully ignore you and I’m like…baby you think at 4am you’re gonna do better than this? Be so fucking for real rn

Bridgerton is back and Benedict being a little bisexual is exactly what I needed

Taking 0.5 of lorazepam and getting into bed instead of snorting 10 of adderall and playing Fortnite until the sun comes up…which one will solve my mental health issues

Honestly though….this is so fair

I am reminded every day ♥️