Megan 🦑

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first day new job tomorrow tell me i will do so so well

it is!!!!

i'm playing some early fall out boy and i know it'd be so much easier with a pick but i want to punish myself 🫡

mmy bass 💜

I just checked and this is real. We call this “a clue”

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

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teeny tiny 🥺

one time i got suspended and when i got back a week later everyone was posting him

Good morning

i do miss the days of getting off twitter for a week and coming back to a totally incomprehensible new trend

i took my septum ring out and she says i look like a "well-adjusted cishet coworker"

i'm not allowed to replay games anymore it's a serious problem

“What is…?” Is it the right question? It’s not enough to ask questions in life, it has to be the right question, you understand? How do you know it’s the right question to ask? Isn’t that what you should be asking?

the ford focus is the comphet honda fit

meg of the day

this episode wants to be DS9 sooooo baddd

the doctor from voyager on what appears to be a big screen in the holodeck

see i love voyager bc you'll start an episode and the first frame is

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hey i just met you
it's getting hazy

happy international women's day to my fricken WIFE

i made my beautiful girlfriend a statistically average sized breakfast at 4pm with 1.5 pancakes and a single strip of bacon

screenshot of a reel that is just text on a black background, "what if the queef is actually an exasperated sigh from the pussy at how unfairly women are treated in our society?"

much to consider

now it feels to not say weird shit. woman tied to a chair with a metal contraption on her head

i will be so happy when i never have to come back

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where'd you get this done it looks so good