Yet CD another reason the venal moron Jared Kushner is “handling” the Middle East and Russia
14.03.2026 02:42
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This doesn’t prove Spain and Brazil were once connected by land. It proves Portugal was connected as both dinosaurs spoke Portuguese.
14.03.2026 02:38
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That would be Dolly Parton
13.03.2026 05:41
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I’m sensing a six-part Netflix series here.
12.03.2026 16:57
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I’ll have the frisson she’s having
12.03.2026 16:53
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Bill’s Mom?
12.03.2026 15:29
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Sure, Boss. But what is it good for?
12.03.2026 14:59
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It’s not just Fine. It’s the channel and station owners, the anchors, and the advertisers that keep this ball of stupid afloat.
12.03.2026 14:58
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“What’s a follow-up question”—WH pool reporter
12.03.2026 12:49
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This jackass doesn’t own a doghouse.
10.03.2026 16:57
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I’m sure they are happy to hear that.
10.03.2026 04:16
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Are customers scanning sour cream not humans? My point was shifting the “human element” to unpaid humans who (like me) can’t figure out how it works and don’t want to waste my time learning.
10.03.2026 04:08
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Self checkout isn’t automation or AI. It’s just Walmart trying to offload work to the customer. It fails because customers are too dumb or lazy. Same people who can’t drive a car without automatic transmission.
10.03.2026 01:44
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Not entirely local, and 60 years. An opera tune.
WITH BANDINI
YOUR GRASS GETS GREENY
GREENER THAN AN OLIVE IN A DRY MARTINI
THE GREENEST LAWN YOU EVER SAW
WOULD EVEN PLEASE YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
08.03.2026 02:58
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Maybe it will happen in Butler PA
07.03.2026 05:06
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Those allegations about Trump are more verified than Trump’s claims of Iran having a nuclear weapon “in two weeks”
07.03.2026 05:04
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Give that woman an Einstein visa!
06.03.2026 19:22
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The stupidity and arrogance makes me want to slice my wrists, or maybe just have a donut
06.03.2026 13:26
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I have seen the best minds of my generation….,.
Wouldn’t you?
Couple Beat quotes keep you awake
06.03.2026 12:32
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We all got stoned on LSD in San Francisco and drove to the ocean to watch the sun come up🙄
06.03.2026 12:26
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“Wasn’t” in a month or so.
06.03.2026 10:09
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Play the audio over slo-mo of Minneapolis murders, children in detention, fishermen blown up.
05.03.2026 15:23
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No. Just a deck chair on the front lawn and a white robe and a very visible red hat.
05.03.2026 09:41
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How about starting a progressive, truthful cable news channel?
05.03.2026 03:21
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Free to lynch you and me.
05.03.2026 02:58
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It was Lewandiwski who came across her desk.
05.03.2026 02:56
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She’s had a lot of work done on her face, but it’s what she’s huffed up her nose that’s created the frozen, empty expression.
04.03.2026 16:34
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Any new rashes today?
04.03.2026 16:00
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There is a “brain dead” joke here somewhere.
04.03.2026 15:54
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Google it! Ask Gemini. It’s complex, so it’s like SEO “for AI”
04.03.2026 15:39
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