winter-type normal guy

sheshed fucking christ man

I think I need Mr Frog to follow me around for a few months/the rest of my life

Is that consistent across crises and markets, Tina?

it is fun though

Deeply

Stone Island logo paints him euro

Every day we stray further from His light (wake up earlier)

An ungodly time of the day to be awake

Amy already has her hand up for the ayes

Why need work indeed, Aly

Fuckin Minnetonka nazis

Sherman's are probably cheaper if you can find them secondhand

hell yeah

FISH

fish tanks! fish TANKS! FISH TANKS!

fuck it I'm joining the brobots

According to Gimgle public documentation, the Brobots which autonomously rove across the Pantarctican Wastes are strictly mapping & reconnaissance drones. They have no “feelings” — even if they appear to “scream” when “killed.”

I've looked into the issue and can proudly report I'm more confused than before

legitimate (nodding)

I know that, you know that, the fuckin trees outside know how to use this app better than the blocklist kiddies

stop ruining THEIR FEED

owned

mfs will post something to the whole internet and get mad when people find it

I accidentally posted a fanfic in progress please disregard, the enemies to lovers arc still feels forced and its not ready

Kcup brewing directly into a bottle of ground cinnamon, it's overflowing and making a big fuck off mess on the counter because I'm an idiot

Smells amazing ngl

bet im gonna go invest in my future

and what will the bark gods be sending me?

ive only got powdered sadness what do

still surprised we needed to leak the emails of a pedophile cabal to pull back the wealth=competency curtain

"something with cinnamon"?? What midwest witchery is this

Yeah that's where the pop comes from?