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"barbarism is scary but socialism is scarier :("

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

the greens have won this election cynically by appealing to a large number of constituents. thanks for the insight syed, brilliant

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

another clinical display of politics from Keith

you can feel the absolute seething anger of all the bbc presenters seeping through the screen when theyre talking about the election

the greens have fucking destroyed reform even with labour splitting off 9,000 votes. WOKE 2

‼️ BREAKING: Greens WIN Gorton and Denton by-election in a landslide victory

🟢 Grn: 41% (+27)
➡️ Ref: 29% (+15)
🔴 Lab: 25% (-25)
🔵 Con: 2% (-6)
🟠 Lib: 2% (-2)

Green GAIN from Labour (+/- vs GE2024)

‼️First-ever Green win in an MP by-election

Manchester By Election Result (Gorton & Denton)

🟩 Green 41%
🟦 Reform 29%
🟥 Labour 25%

The Plumber has defeated the Professor

🟩 Green Gain

worst outcome for starmer here. if he allows burnham to stand, win or lose he gets a win - either he looks like hes extending an olive branch or has an excuse to ship burnham off to political exile

him blocking burnham means his opponents have the ultimate what if to hang over starmers head

cant believe im alive to see andy burnham of all people blow up new new labour

seeing lucy powell sheepishly admitting the greens out-campaigned them has made my night so far

glinner comes into the bathroom and shoots you

oh my bad. yeah you'd think they'd support it considering they fucking despise women having our own autonomy

yeah its fucking stupid but so is everything else here lmao

except at work which seems really fucking stupid and incoherent but its better than the nonsense they had before I guess

the high court just ruled last week that trans women can use the women's bathrooms yeah

considering the attack ads labour deployed against the greens it wouldn't surprise me if they took a page from bannons book

my town hall is older than your failed state

gorton and denton hasnt even been called yet and reform and labour are already calling it fraudulent i.e. that muslims are forcing their family to vote green

you'd think labour would have the sense to at least wait until after the election to spin up their islamophobic nonsense, but alas

that your country is held together with toothpicks and duct tape

Yes, we know perfectly well that nothing on earth can shake you out of your vulgar liberal complacency.

either into your fat or muscle layer

you dont inject it into your bloodstream

cleetus

pot meet kettle etc

the end product of treating the electorate as docile idiots is thinking you can get away with shit like this

stephen miller will counterattack any day now and save washington

smoke signals