every marathon youtuber is talking about the strategies you need to be employing to effectively dispatch enemies meanwhile my best game tonight ended with me running out of ammo and bum-rushing a guy with my knife; bro was flabbergasted i tell you that much
Bro you gotta come to the Onion party at South by Southwest—bro it’s so epic they’re hosting it at the Raytheon Pavilion in conjunction with Wells Fargo. Satire is back bro
in the city of pittsburgh it can be your ✨reality✨
the NEW WORD in SELF-ESTEEM
denji rly said "this is how you taste" freaky ass...
fastest slay the spire 2 run i had
there’s a korean joint in pgh that does something called “the supreme liter” where they just give you a liter of beer in a science beaker with a handle
just cut bait brother, no one was that impressed to begin with
the urge to lie about something you didn’t make is so outlandish to me—genuinely to what end
basically ghost in the shell is the story of batou and kusanagi who are bone thugs for life and you have to tolerate all the cyberpunk shit to see them kick it
.hack//sign is the same way where every episode is just characters standing around soliloquizing about the nature of self when it’s like “ok if this was a real online game at least one person would be spamming the global chat with some colorful language at least”
see that’s the trick is that when shirow does that stuff in the manga you can be like “haha what a nutcase” while still looking at cool art but when you do that in an animated show you end up going like “hey should these be moving” and the studio is like “omg, we forgot 💔”
I’ll Simply Wait For The Science SARU Adaption Later This Year, Thanks!
you can get a whole episode of batou standing on top of a building in the rain monologuing because the studio clearly ran out of budget at a certain point which was the only ep of this i watched on adult swim before concluding that stand alone complex kind of sucked ass
if i was working in social media for an opera or ballet company i would just tag timothee chalamet in a picture of a handgun
you gotta be a real bloodthirsty mf to take on multiple crews in marathon--my teams will drop one other team and then be like "we gotta get the fuck out of here--now"
the combat medic in marathon is great but i also can't stop referring to the healing drone he has as "my stupid chud son who i hate"
hey i just want to let you know i took your advice but i substituted the california bus for the ashland bus and it actually didn’t get me anywhere close to ashland? just fyi
if you’ve ever used “kevin finnerty” as your display name on a social media site i’ve now relegated you to a list of individuals i consider “dim bulbs” because that whole subplot in sopranos s6 sucked shit
dude at this coffee shop reading a weathered copy of harry potter 5…you are NOT a vibe bro
somewhere in the heavens they are chasing…
l + ratio + don’t care + didn’t ask plus anubis is currently weighing your heart against the feather of ma’at
you make one offcolor joke and wham—curse of ra
they hate to see a husky boy with a little motion
i keep getting really defensive of matt johnson when people make fun of his physical appearance on press junket things for nirvanna the band the show the movie because whenever i see him i'm like "wow he has such good bicep definition"
doctor* naomi hunter, sorry
i'm watching my friend otacon who pisses himself get with your adopted sister naomi hunter--even his adopted daughter sunny calls him dad. bye bye frank, you've been out since the day you were born
if you want to buy those shirts that carmy wears on the bear you better steel yourself to select "mega fatty beached whale sickness disease porker supreme wide load" size on the whitesville website
$50 for a hot video? she needs to respect herself more
i love when you buy japanese clothing as an american because you have to tolerate figuring out that your measurements always end up relegated to a size on their website labeled like "FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" even if you're like a medium
