✨Jomi✨

An evergreen question.

Look at my precious babies 🥹

Fair question

Not the scraping 🥴

Had a cute lil late lunch date at Halgatteok in Federal Way for Valentine’s Day with my bb @jofig92.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

Photo of the Cirque big top

Photo of the Cirque ECHO mainstage

The annual tradition continues 🎉

Bienvenu à Cirque du Soleil 😌

w/ @orso-xl.bsky.social

good morning! fuck AI

Also, Lady Gaga is now latina. I don’t make the rules (◡‿◡✿)

I can’t fully gather my thoughts right now. Every aspect of that show was intentional. La Casita on the field, the piragua cart, the tíos playing dominos, Ricky Martin singing “Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii”, the power lines, every bandera on the field. Utter perfection.

Gracias por todo, Benito 🥹

‘the only thing more powerful than hate is love’

Photo of a checkout counter from Teavana

I miss her and I want her back 🥺

If I had a nickel for every time I woke up screaming from a nightmare in the past six months, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

The answer was $158.80!

@sumoomoo.bsky.social had the closest guess! Good job, bb 💖

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game — how much is Jomi gonna spend at Costco?!

Put your guesses down below! 😎

No new pictures. Where are you mentally

First day of February?

Nothing humbles you more than putting on something with an elastic waistband and having it immediately roll down on you.

I will get my slutty lil waist back 🥺

So handsome 😍

Random fitness tip — Just because you *can* lift at that weight, doesn’t mean you *should* lift at that weight.

My biceps are so mad at me 🥴

Photo of a laser sequence projected onto a dome in a dark room. It vaguely resembles feathers in a flower shape

Sometimes you gotta pay $16 to lay on the ground and stare at lasers while Lady Gaga is blasting on the speakers in order to fight the Sunday Scaries (◡‿◡✿)

And he’s still fine as hell. Best appointment of the year. 10/10.

Noooooo. Feel better, bestie

Do the bare minimum today 😌

Picture of a table covered with a charcuterie board, assorted crackers and dips, and a Fresca as a lil treat.

@orso-xl.bsky.social: What if we had Girl Dinner™ tonight?

Me: Say no more 😌

How much? Hm?

May the glory of fat cocks get me through this day

It’s been one hell of a week 😵‍💫

If they can't handle you when you're kookie, they don't deserve your cookie -- it's the law 😌

Speak your truth, bestie