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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. No pasarán!

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Whereas residents of Farnham in Surrey have been urged to evacuate immediately as it's a shithole of a town.

13.03.2026 09:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And I, for one, will welcome our new plant overlords. Hail Triffids!

09.03.2026 11:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it's 1,2,3
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Iran
And it's 5,6,7
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.....

09.03.2026 09:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He would be out of his depth in a exceedingly shallow puddle.

08.03.2026 18:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You see that showed very clearly in 'When the wind blows'. Which is another film, along with Watership down, that traumatised me as a youngster.

08.03.2026 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's probably THE anti-war film of the nuclear age.
If they put in even a smidgen of hope it loses all of its power to affect those who might think a nuclear war is somehow winnable.

08.03.2026 12:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have they even watched the original?

08.03.2026 12:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep, might go a re-watch Threads to cheer myself up 😜😂

08.03.2026 12:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So yet again we will be dragged into another American war in the middle east. Whatever core support the Labour government still has will evaporate and reform Ltd and fuhrage will be voted in next election.... here's hoping for that nuclear apocalypse I've been promised since the 80s.

08.03.2026 11:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exactly. Lot of effort if you're not going to deploy it.

08.03.2026 10:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

End of next week I reckon.

08.03.2026 09:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pretty decent artist as well by all accounts.

05.03.2026 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rule Britannia! HMS Duncan disorderly to the rescue.

03.03.2026 12:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooh we found one that works?

03.03.2026 12:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord?
But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no.....

03.03.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Us Brits have longer memories than the Yanks, goldfish have long memories then the Yanks, we remember being dragged in to an illegal war by America 23 years ago. We also remember mango Mussolini insulting our( and other european) service people who lost their lives fighting that war. So fuck him.

03.03.2026 12:02 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Terror series one is pretty good.

02.03.2026 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Desperately trying to find out which ship actually works?

02.03.2026 12:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face .

Moist.

02.03.2026 10:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The beret, the leaning on the hatch, the moustache, the Bren guns.....glorious!

02.03.2026 07:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Loving the brace of Bren guns for anti-air work. 👍

02.03.2026 06:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reckon I must've dodged an entire Bren gun full of bullets in my life 😜🤣

28.02.2026 18:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Best without her then in the long run old bean. Can't be doing with the crazies.

28.02.2026 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh I hate those people 😁.

28.02.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I bought a guitar when I was 16 and over 25 years later I can still only play "smoke on the water" on the top string 😁

28.02.2026 17:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have the walls been bulletproofed to avoid damage from the clippings flying off at the speed of sound?

28.02.2026 17:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! If you can't play it on a banjo is it really music?

28.02.2026 17:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Too true. Gotta think of those hateful, greedy old men making billionaires.

28.02.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In the words of the late great Joey "The Lips" Fagan

It's got no soul. It is sound for the sake of sound. It has no meaning. - It's musical wanking.

28.02.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just not jazz.

28.02.2026 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0