Jeff Miller

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Hobee’s Cinnamon Orange Tea (Regular and Decaf) - Hobee's Restaurants Comments comments

I agree with other folks that Good Earth tea is pretty close to what you describe. But in my opinion the tea from Silicon Valley institution Hobee’s Restaurant is even closer to liquid Red Hots. hobees.com/product/hobe...

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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

The back of a one dollar bill with a handwritten “B” before the “ONE” and an “R” after it.

Stay classy America.

Today’s the day. It’s the 2024 Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma catalog!
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“Why can’t I act right outside of a baseball game?”

I think Peppermint Party in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is voiced by Mike Tyson.

"Look before opening!" A Roland Davies road safety poster from 1950.

if you find this when you're 8 you get to rule the neighborhood for like two weeks until it breaks bsky.app/profile/hard...

You Do Not Deserve Me It has been brought to my attention that there are some members of my porcine reader-ship herd who do not realize that my column is the jewel in the Onion news-paper’s tarnished crown, and call upon the current editors to remove it altogether. My response to them is the same as it is to all readers, whether they be cut-throat nay-sayers or members of my lick-spittle sycophantry: To Hell with the lot of you! You will live longer by feasting on your own fetid night-soil than by trying to appeal to the emotions of T. Herman Zweibel!

You Do Not Deserve Me - The Onion

Every time I see the ® on the sleeve of the Uno-X team jersey I think “Is the Radio Shack team back?” #cycling (I’m 100% certain that nobody who follows me has any idea what I’m talking about.)